Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Petition against Ashlee Simpson

bud_2005

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I think that just about everyone can agree that she has very little talent singing. She's humilated herself twice on tv and she places the blame on everyone but her.

Well some people have gone far enough to put together a petition to silence her which I think is really funny. Heres the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds18268.html
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Phantasmal

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I empathize, but she'll be around until mainstream pop culture deems her irrelevant. We've already been shown that being exposed as a lip syncher means nothing anymore, in fact, it's supposedly the norm. This is opposed to the Milli Vanilli incident just over a decade ago. While Milli Vanilli vanished almost the instant they screwed up, Ashlee Simpson was given the honor of co-hosting the D!ck Clark New Years Program in his absence, and will soon be getting her own tv show.
 

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I'd like to silence her with my d!ck shoved down her throat. She's damn hot!
 

ShizamDaMan

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I told my friend the only way I'd see Ashlee Simpson in concert was if she sang her entire CD while giving me fellatio. She thought that was pretty funny.
 

Panda 2000

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I couldn't care less.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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affliction

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Originally posted by tibbetts
I'd like to silence her with my d!ck shoved down her throat. She's damn hot!
Hahaha. Dude, you're the first guy I've EVER heard call her hot.
 

Aztec

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Originally posted by affliction
Hahaha. Dude, you're the first guy I've EVER heard call her hot.
She isn't bad looking but with a nose job, she'd be better looking.
 

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Hmmm...I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin crackers...
 

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She can be my *****, you know...
 

idiot_boyfriend

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Originally posted by bud_2005
I think that just about everyone can agree that she has very little talent singing. She's humilated herself twice on tv and she places the blame on everyone but her.

Well some people have gone far enough to put together a petition to silence her which I think is really funny. Heres the link:

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds18268.html
What's the point?

I don't blame her for any of this. I blame the listeners who believed, at first, she had more talent than her sister; her sister, by the way, isn't very talented either. It's our generation, ladies and gentlemen, that should carry the blame....it's our generation that love these "pop divas" who cannot sing.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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