"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pet Names

biker_gixxer

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Alright fellas, I stumbled upon a great pet name that all women enjoy to be called. No, not 'dirty little girl', that's for a different kind of post. If you ever find yourself wanting to call a girl 'baby', 'sweetie', or whatever else you can think of, but you're not sure what to use, try using 'kitten'. I know, it probably sounds dumb or corny, but trust me fellas, the girls love it.
One girl in an email came out and said 'i love to be called that'.

Here's a story that just happened yesterday...

I was emailing this HB10, busting on her, throwing C&F at her, etc. She was putting up a fight, so I decided ‘o.k., this girl obviously wants to verbally spar with me, so let’s get it on’. She continued to test me by saying things like ‘you’re not very obedient’. Oh hell no, this girl just f***ed up. I laid into her real good, she had no chance. At the end of our ‘emailing’ (she’s far from me and I was bored at work), I said ‘I think I’m going to call you kitten (I said it because she made some reference to her being a tiger or something. Whatever girl), I hope you don’t mind, if you do, to bad, get used to it’. When we finished up, she signed her email ‘kitty’. Yep, That’s what I thought.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Whats with all the email-chumps these days
You can assume that most guys playing the email game are either 1. Married 2. in a relationship trying to find something better or 3. bored at work or a combination of these. I fall into the married and bored at work category. If I was single, it would be like Disciple said, dont waste your time on emails, keep them to a minimum of 2-3 emails and then set up to close for the date. Which makes perfectly good sense being that the longer you email a chick, the more your odds go down of hooking up. dates=action, email=waste of time and more chances to fvck up. On the flip side, email is a good alternative to the bar scene pickups and can also ease the awkwardness of the first initial impression. Email can be useful for practicing your DJ skills when you are stuck at work, which is the reason I use it.
 

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Email can be useful for practicing your DJ skills when you are stuck at work, which is the reason I use it.

Exactly. This is where I fall in...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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