Perfect way to get out of any argument

[diplomatic_lie]

I had no idea who told me this, but I was told when a woman is angry (assuming she is your girlfriend or date), to give her a kiss.

Tried it out a dozen times over the last few months (yeah I have a habit of saying the wrong thing to people all the time, you should see what my teachers say about me). It worked EVERY TIME.

Only yesterday, on a date with a cute blonde chick, I made a stupid joke about her, and she got real mad at me. One kiss (slow, with tongue, but nothing more), and she was suddenly ok again. Same effect dozens of times, every single of them a success. The girl didn't forget what I said, but she did shrug it off. Try it, and see if it works for you.

Just don't try it on strangers, your mom, or clients.

 

[Desdinova]

I'll give it a shot.

 

[Kaine]

Hmmm, I wonder how this would work in the long term.

I imagine you don't think want to condition her to associate negative feelings with your passionate tongue wrestling. So use sparingly?

 

[penkitten]

i think that would work!

i would flash my guy to get out of one

 

[jakeyboy]

uh, i would like to say that this only works for minor arguments or only if she's cheesed at you minorly.

because i once tried this on my ex, she was seriously pissed off at me... we were in the cab, so when i moved in to kiss her, i got roughly shoved away.

damn. so its really not advisable if she's majorly pissed.

trust me on this one.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Yeah, only works for moderate arguments, or if she gets a little annoyed. But if you use it for every minor argument, like Kaine said, she might associate making out with negative feelings. So I tend to only use it for moderate arguments.

And I definitely agree it only works when used sparingly. But otherwise, its seems to work great for me, if only just to turn things around without having to apologise or grovel.

i would flash my guy to get out of one

Doesn't work on guys, unless you go to a gay bar

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lie
Doesn't work on guys, unless you go to a gay bar

but im a chick

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by penkitten
i would flash my guy to get out of one

Giovanni Casanova = her guy

Lucky lucky.