"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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People who can't take a joke

iMat

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I'm no racist. I'm indifferent.

But I occasionally crack a joke, but when some people take it too literally, or even worst, become offended because they WANT to, what do you do?

This has nothing to do with DJs, but it could.

I don't want to continue pissing people off, but how do you deal with someone who already is? I know he can't stay mad for long, but then again, it's high school. People LOVE to be uptight, I can kick your ass, and in your face.

--iMat
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Patrick124

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Talk ****. I do it. Hell, its fun.
Some freshman[I'm a sophmore] bumped into me last week. Beign the "tought sh!t" he is he go "don't bump into me, b!tch."
I proceeed to turn around "Don't bump into me you little fawking b!tch!" The kid muttered "what'd you say?!"
"I said 'Don't bump into me you litle ****ing *****." Yeah, hes tough. he walked away. go him.
If they're pissed for no reason, I like to flip out. Act liek you're ready to fight.

Man I'm gonna wreck that kid. He wants to fight so many people I know...dumbass freshman thinks hes "hard" or something.
 

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Originally posted by Patrick124
Talk ****. I do it. Hell, its fun.
Some freshman[I'm a sophmore] bumped into me last week. Beign the "tought sh!t" he is he go "don't bump into me, b!tch."
I proceeed to turn around "Don't bump into me you little fawking b!tch!" The kid muttered "what'd you say?!"
"I said 'Don't bump into me you litle ****ing *****." Yeah, hes tough. he walked away. go him.
If they're pissed for no reason, I like to flip out. Act liek you're ready to fight.

Man I'm gonna wreck that kid. He wants to fight so many people I know...dumbass freshman thinks hes "hard" or something.
:rolleyes:
 

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Vincent, I believe you and I have differing takes on DJing. I think I once read a post on her abotu the 2 different types od DJs seen on this forum. The Assholish-DJ, and the Laid-back DJ. We're jsut have a different take on achieving the same goal. So instead of not adding to the post, be constructive and useful. Make your posts have mroe than a simple smiley if you feel you must disagree.
 

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Originally posted by Patrick124
Vincent, I believe you and I have differing takes on DJing. I think I once read a post on her abotu the 2 different types od DJs seen on this forum. The Assholish-DJ, and the Laid-back DJ. We're jsut have a different take on achieving the same goal. So instead of not adding to the post, be constructive and useful. Make your posts have mroe than a simple smiley if you feel you must disagree.
:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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lmao...Vincent.

what you're trying to say is that you're not a racist, but you sometimes make racist jokes? grow up. people should get uptight about racism.
 

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Lol hilarious Vincent.
I guess I'm one of those people who doesn't post unless I have something useful to say. eh, have fun man.
 

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Heh, which racist jokes did you use?

Blacks, asians, mexican, jews....?

I'm not racist either, but I know a good joke when I see one. If they were offended, they obviously don't understand what a joke is; they didn't need to hear the punch-line or stick around for a potential racial slang.

In the era of the Chappelle Show, it's hard to see anyone really get offended by these jokes (kids i mean), but if he really was, just apologize and say that you only meant this in a humorous way....












....then pause for about ten seconds and use a proven classic. :)
 

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Originally posted by Patrick124
Lol hilarious Vincent.
I guess I'm one of those people who doesn't post unless I have something useful to say. eh, have fun man.
Ahh the joys of being a mod :p
 

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Nah.

I don't care. I'm just afraid he might have friends that wouldn't care too much about beating my ass down.

Not too much to worry though (even though I made an enemy, due to some money and related issues).

People LOVE to find something to pretend to get pissed off about. Most people don't even know what racism actually is.

Calling some one a c**** or n*****doesn't make you racist. It means you use racial terms, but it's not like your refusing service, respect, or genociding them.

--iMat
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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j/K :D

heh seriously. im one those guys that jokes and laughs about EVERYTHING. I dont know why i do, i know its bad to laugh or joke about someone/someone's misfortune, but i still do it. I just kinda ignore those that gets pissed because of it, and sometimes even, joke more about it.
 
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Originally posted by Centaurion
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?


- the pizza dont scream when you put it in the oven.


j/K :D

heh seriously. im one those guys that jokes and laughs about EVERYTHING. I dont know why i do, i know its bad to laugh or joke about someone/someone's misfortune, but i still do it. I just kinda ignore those that gets pissed because of it, and sometimes even, joke more about it.
whats the difference between a black person and a pizza?

- a pizza can feed a family of four.

j/k :D

but honestly, the only socially acceptable way to approach the serious subject of race is with a sense of humor. If you take things too serious then you think its a too serious subject. Prejudice based upon appearance has always existed. It always will. Eventually we will just fvck our selves into unity and no one can be racist anymore. Until then, approach it with the sensitive subject with a sense of humor.
 

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Race jokes are bad, mmkay

Round here you can, get sued for that. If one person goes to the police with two witnessess, you're in trouble man. Deep trouble.

But the greatest risk is being shot, or beat-up. Because black people generally hang around with thieves, or have criminal relatives. 3rd world reality.

BTW Vincent, BEHAVE ! :mad:

BBB
 

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Re: Race jokes are bad, mmkay

Originally posted by Brazilian_Blues_Boy
BTW Vincent, BEHAVE ! :mad:

BBB
What did I do?:confused:
 

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Hahahah those 2 jokes... golden.

If anyone gets offended at one of my jokes I tell them to stfu and leave. If they then continue my friends tell them to stfu and leave. At which case the person leaves and gets in a bad mood while we continue to laugh our asses off.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I got a good one. So one day a chinese guy walks into a bar. He yells "Hey, what up nigga" to the bartender. The bartender, being black, goes "Hey man, I take offense to that." The chinese guy says he doesnt understand so the bartender says, OK, pretend youre me, and I'll walk in, and see how you like it. So the bartender walks in and says "hey what up chink" to the man, and the chinese guy says "Sorry, we don't serve n***** here."
 

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Originally posted by iMat
Calling some one a c**** or n*****doesn't make you racist. It means you use racial terms, but it's not like your refusing service, respect, or genociding them.

--iMat
If you calling any black person a ni**er theyre gonna get pissed, even if it is your friend. And if i didnt know you and heard you call me a ****** i want try my hardest to not kill you...along with my not black friends. Dont get your perception of how people preceive a word thats directed toward them and not you.
 

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Re: Race jokes are bad, mmkay

Originally posted by Brazilian_Blues_Boy
But the greatest risk is being shot, or beat-up. Because black people generally hang around with thieves, or have criminal relatives. 3rd world reality.

BTW Vincent, BEHAVE ! :mad:

BBB
Generally eh?? Interesting, no sterotyping here. Im black...im gonna shoot you cause you called me a name and WE generally hang out with thieves. Im not trying to be a b*tch but this is rediculous. Lets make more sterotypes cause they make the world a better place.:rolleyes:
 

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Re: Re: Race jokes are bad, mmkay

Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Generally eh?? Interesting, no sterotyping here. Im black...im gonna shoot you cause you called me a name and WE generally hang out with thieves. Im not trying to be a b*tch but this is rediculous. Lets make more sterotypes cause they make the world a better place.:rolleyes:
pass the watermelon.

I'm sure you found that funny, right? right? racism is hilarious, right?

seriously though, you have the right of it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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