"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wutz good yall,lol ignore my typing/spelling skills its going to be dirty :D
Anyways I been on here for quite sometime,but I was just too lazy to signup.Ok my problem is everyone in highschool thinks I'm just some goofy kid which is a good thing,but girls refuse to go out with me because they just think I want them for sex or will hurt there feelings.I mean I get alot of puzzy,but most girls seriously start to cry because I call them names like"hoes"and then I f*ck them and then leave them.Like my baby mama yeah I know I got a girl pregnant she calls me everyday saying I don't care about her.And now every girl in school and even the guys have been saying I don't care about anybody besides myself.My parents have been saying the samething that if I have this attitude I will end up in jail,which is a badthing.I mean I want to become a DJ but its like how can I actually have feelings for other people.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You got a girl pregnant, call them hoes, and make them cry?

That's ****ed up.
 

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VegasGuy56 said:
You got a girl pregnant, call them hoes, and make them cry?

That's ****ed up.
umm thats my problem right there,I wanna be normal and stop doing **** like this!
 

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There is no "normal". Normal is only how you see things. First things first, cover the jimmy. Second thing, relax with the names. Third thing, go out and have fun. Find something that you can "care" about. It'll help.
 

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Dude, you got her pregnant. Mctwist is right. Focus on that, not on becoming a DJ.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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aight good advice,yeah like at parties I get too drunked and end up hitting people.I mean sh*t I usually have fun,but not caring my other thing is like at the malls when I approach who is walking how can I say kind stuff so she won't say its sexual harrasement?
 

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Mctwist4 said:
Then...stop
If you're going to be a father then you have bigger things to worry about then being a DJ.
i'm not 100% sure if the baby is mine,it might be me.But yeah I focuse on taking care of da baby,but damn I also want to be a DJ rather then some guy who overdoes jerkness to a new level.
 

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i want the "Ghetto image" to stop and be more classy like how a real dJ would be
 

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Yes, I agree with these other guys, I just didn't mention it earlier. Get a job. Put money aside from each paycheck to help support your child. This is your first step towards being "classy" and mature.

Another way to rid yourself of the ghetto image is to dress better. Theres countless threads on this on the site, go find one. Another one, may be to speak more eloquently. Look it up if you want to know the definition. Small steps my man.

If it's yours, the child should come first.
 

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highschoolkid said:
aight good advice,yeah like at parties I get too drunked and end up hitting people.I mean sh*t I usually have fun,but not caring my other thing is like at the malls when I approach who is walking how can I say kind stuff so she won't say its sexual harrasement?

You're full of sh*t. I am going to assume that you're black, if you don't like it fvck off. You really don't want to change. If you did you would DO something about it, not post a thread on a forum showcasing you're amazing skills at English. You don't need to worry about approaching girls at the mall or getting drunk. I realize you're still young but you need to be a goddamn man and take care of your fvckin kid. Stop watching rap videos and listening to that garbage. Ever think that might be the cause of your no limit bout it bout it g unit way of thinking?? You wanna not be "ghetto?" THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE IT AND LEARN HOW TO SPEEK! I think you might be a troll...you're so full of sh*t i can smell you.:nono:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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oakraiderz2 said:
You're full of sh*t. I am going to assume that you're black, if you don't like it fvck off. You really don't want to change. If you did you would DO something about it, not post a thread on a forum showcasing you're amazing skills at English. You don't need to worry about approaching girls at the mall or getting drunk. I realize you're still young but you need to be a goddamn man and take care of your fvckin kid. Stop watching rap videos and listening to that garbage. Ever think that might be the cause of your no limit bout it bout it g unit way of thinking?? You wanna not be "ghetto?" THEN STOP DRESSING LIKE IT AND LEARN HOW TO SPEEK! I think you might be a troll...you're so full of sh*t i can smell you.:nono:
wtf?who the f*ck are u?I'm black,so what im proud of it.Who the f*ck are u coming here talkin sh*t,i'll just ignore ur ***** ass.And I yeah watch rap videos but that doesn't mean I like gunit,u know what i'm not even gonna bother responding cuz i came here for little advice,then ur ***** a$$ come heres posting some bullsh*t and stereotypes.I'll put these bigblack nutz in ur face,huh how u like that,puzzy!
 

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highschoolkid said:
wtf?who the f*ck are u?I'm black,so what im proud of it.Who the f*ck are u coming here talkin sh*t,i'll just ignore ur ***** ass.And I yeah watch rap videos but that doesn't mean I like gunit,u know what i'm not even gonna bother responding cuz i came here for little advice,then ur ***** a$$ come heres posting some bullsh*t and stereotypes.I'll put these bigblack nutz in ur face,huh how u like that,puzzy!
Im black too guy. You speak "ebonics", have a kid from your baby mama, call girls hoes and tricks and all that sh*t. Yea i sterotyped you and was right wasnt i? How does that make you feel? You say you wanna change but you take the approach here that is easily seen through. Heres some advice, chill out. Its just hard for me to believe that you wanna get rid of your ghetto image and you dont know how....go to your English class, stop dressing like a thug, and dont refer to you"big black nuts in someones face." I may have been a little hostile and i apologize, i tend to do that sometimes. But seriously, people like you irritate me.
 

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OAKRAIDERZ!!!! what's up man. How have you been? ahh... dealing with trolls here...

Can you reply to my post? That would be cool if you could :). Do you still have AIM?
 

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CrazyAsianBiker said:
OAKRAIDERZ!!!! what's up man. How have you been? ahh... dealing with trolls here...

Can you reply to my post? That would be cool if you could :). Do you still have AIM?
No problemo, ill see what i can do. Yea i have AIM...globaldistorti0n...last o is a zero.
 

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Nice oakraider hahaha

And your full of sh*t dude this is a seduction sight and your complaning about to much pus*y get off of here you fuc*ing troll
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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