"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Now, when I'm flaccid, the foreskin covers most of it, but when I'm hard, it reveals a significant amount of the head. However, doesn't it hurt if you're uncovered head is rubbing against your underwear and such? I mean...it hurts even if I touch it with out lube/precum.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Tune in next week for an overly personal confession by DJBen!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
What...are you gay?
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Sorry to disappoint you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
duke007
Master Don Juan
Lucky I sorted out the problem by 12. Dude, if you waited this long it's gonna be nasty!
One of my friends just admitted a month ago that he only started masturbating at 20 years old!
This was no lie either because the guy is pretty sheltered and shared a room with his brother. He even confirmed it a week later while drunk....and he reveals everything when drunk.
so anyway I wonder how much smegma he had under there!!! I'm too disgusted to ask
No offence, but i'd slap your parents for not teaching you these things! I've known to pull mine back and clean it since i was about 4!
And anyone that really doesn't know.... It only comes down so far anyway! So dont think it comes all the way down your shaft!
Ha, thats what i used to think when i was 7/8 anyway, and i thought i was abnormal!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
Looks like you dont believe in 'freedom of expression' of others. Anyways ... you could have used some decent language rather than behaving like an uneducated one ... No offence intended though ...
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
i masturbated like crazy and mine is like a little hood.. seriously, she hides 3/4 of the head when hes flacid, and when hes erect all the head comes out more 2/7 of the shaft...
its skin, its like ear skin.. if u work it it will stretch...
i dunno for u guys, but when its soft, i can let him uncovered like circumsized guys, and it get very sensitive from rubbing on my pants etc...
i feel that ppl who don't have foreskin may have they're ****s less sensible from so much rubbing with pants for years
and he just yanked it back... didn't look like fun... but he just yanked it on back and since then, he's been able to take it back..
my foreskin couldn't go back until i was about 15.. i just woke up each morning on an erection, and my foreskin would pull back just that little bit further. until it went all the way..
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I don't like the presentation of these stats at all. A complication with circumcision might be "Oops, we cut your penis off!" whereas a complication with being uncircumsized might be something like the original poster's situation.
Yeah, I had my doctor do it to me 1 1/2 ago all in one day. Boy did it hurt, and the smegma (yellow cheesy stuff) wouldn't go away. It allso stung when water hit the smegma.Originally posted by jiza101
lol no one told me to and once i tried sliding it back and there was all this yellow **** cheese **** under it.. Anyway after a week or two i can now full retract it and its all nice and clean NO MORE YELLOW **** CHEESE WHICH SMELT LIKE ****.
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If your penis is really like that (eww....) than work with it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.