"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Now, when I'm flaccid, the foreskin covers most of it, but when I'm hard, it reveals a significant amount of the head. However, doesn't it hurt if you're uncovered head is rubbing against your underwear and such? I mean...it hurts even if I touch it with out lube/precum.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Tune in next week for an overly personal confession by DJBen!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
What...are you gay?
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Sorry to disappoint you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
duke007
Master Don Juan
Lucky I sorted out the problem by 12. Dude, if you waited this long it's gonna be nasty!
One of my friends just admitted a month ago that he only started masturbating at 20 years old!
This was no lie either because the guy is pretty sheltered and shared a room with his brother. He even confirmed it a week later while drunk....and he reveals everything when drunk.
so anyway I wonder how much smegma he had under there!!! I'm too disgusted to ask
No offence, but i'd slap your parents for not teaching you these things! I've known to pull mine back and clean it since i was about 4!
And anyone that really doesn't know.... It only comes down so far anyway! So dont think it comes all the way down your shaft!
Ha, thats what i used to think when i was 7/8 anyway, and i thought i was abnormal!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
Looks like you dont believe in 'freedom of expression' of others. Anyways ... you could have used some decent language rather than behaving like an uneducated one ... No offence intended though ...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
i masturbated like crazy and mine is like a little hood.. seriously, she hides 3/4 of the head when hes flacid, and when hes erect all the head comes out more 2/7 of the shaft...
its skin, its like ear skin.. if u work it it will stretch...
i dunno for u guys, but when its soft, i can let him uncovered like circumsized guys, and it get very sensitive from rubbing on my pants etc...
i feel that ppl who don't have foreskin may have they're ****s less sensible from so much rubbing with pants for years
and he just yanked it back... didn't look like fun... but he just yanked it on back and since then, he's been able to take it back..
my foreskin couldn't go back until i was about 15.. i just woke up each morning on an erection, and my foreskin would pull back just that little bit further. until it went all the way..
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I don't like the presentation of these stats at all. A complication with circumcision might be "Oops, we cut your penis off!" whereas a complication with being uncircumsized might be something like the original poster's situation.
Yeah, I had my doctor do it to me 1 1/2 ago all in one day. Boy did it hurt, and the smegma (yellow cheesy stuff) wouldn't go away. It allso stung when water hit the smegma.Originally posted by jiza101
lol no one told me to and once i tried sliding it back and there was all this yellow **** cheese **** under it.. Anyway after a week or two i can now full retract it and its all nice and clean NO MORE YELLOW **** CHEESE WHICH SMELT LIKE ****.
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If your penis is really like that (eww....) than work with it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.