"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Now, when I'm flaccid, the foreskin covers most of it, but when I'm hard, it reveals a significant amount of the head. However, doesn't it hurt if you're uncovered head is rubbing against your underwear and such? I mean...it hurts even if I touch it with out lube/precum.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Tune in next week for an overly personal confession by DJBen!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
What...are you gay?
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Sorry to disappoint you.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
duke007
Master Don Juan
Lucky I sorted out the problem by 12. Dude, if you waited this long it's gonna be nasty!
One of my friends just admitted a month ago that he only started masturbating at 20 years old!
This was no lie either because the guy is pretty sheltered and shared a room with his brother. He even confirmed it a week later while drunk....and he reveals everything when drunk.
so anyway I wonder how much smegma he had under there!!! I'm too disgusted to ask
No offence, but i'd slap your parents for not teaching you these things! I've known to pull mine back and clean it since i was about 4!
And anyone that really doesn't know.... It only comes down so far anyway! So dont think it comes all the way down your shaft!
Ha, thats what i used to think when i was 7/8 anyway, and i thought i was abnormal!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
ghazala
Don Juan
Looks like you dont believe in 'freedom of expression' of others. Anyways ... you could have used some decent language rather than behaving like an uneducated one ... No offence intended though ...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
i masturbated like crazy and mine is like a little hood.. seriously, she hides 3/4 of the head when hes flacid, and when hes erect all the head comes out more 2/7 of the shaft...
its skin, its like ear skin.. if u work it it will stretch...
i dunno for u guys, but when its soft, i can let him uncovered like circumsized guys, and it get very sensitive from rubbing on my pants etc...
i feel that ppl who don't have foreskin may have they're ****s less sensible from so much rubbing with pants for years
and he just yanked it back... didn't look like fun... but he just yanked it on back and since then, he's been able to take it back..
my foreskin couldn't go back until i was about 15.. i just woke up each morning on an erection, and my foreskin would pull back just that little bit further. until it went all the way..
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I don't like the presentation of these stats at all. A complication with circumcision might be "Oops, we cut your penis off!" whereas a complication with being uncircumsized might be something like the original poster's situation.
Yeah, I had my doctor do it to me 1 1/2 ago all in one day. Boy did it hurt, and the smegma (yellow cheesy stuff) wouldn't go away. It allso stung when water hit the smegma.Originally posted by jiza101
lol no one told me to and once i tried sliding it back and there was all this yellow **** cheese **** under it.. Anyway after a week or two i can now full retract it and its all nice and clean NO MORE YELLOW **** CHEESE WHICH SMELT LIKE ****.
DJ Hawtness
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If your penis is really like that (eww....) than work with it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.