"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

PENIS Question

B

Badmannaz

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 13, 2005
Messages
782
Reaction score
18
Location
entering the 4th quarter....
Okay umm i'm not tryna brag or ANYTHING Like that but i do have a question here it goes...

Well i've been BLESSED with a Pretty impressive package and at the same time i'm losing weight....

What I wanna know is do you lose GIRTH in your package if you lose a HEFTY aMoUnt of weight???:confused:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

G

GropeDope

Banned
Joined
May 6, 2003
Messages
220
Reaction score
0
If you lose a ton of weight, your d!ck will look longer because the fat around your groin will decrease. This means more of your c*ck will be visible than now since part of it is inside the fat. Don't believe me? Press down on the area right behind your d!ck and look at how the bottom of your c*ck suddenly gains an inch..
 
W

Wiesman44

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 2, 2004
Messages
1,341
Reaction score
14
he's talking about 'girth', your talking about length, Gropedope. Freakin' idiot.
 
G

GropeDope

Banned
Joined
May 6, 2003
Messages
220
Reaction score
0
I can see he's talking about girth jackass. I was just telling him about length in case he didn't know.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

S

sexy_kuta

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 1, 2006
Messages
1,080
Reaction score
10
Age
36
Location
NY
guys Wtf

calm down

htis aint no UFC match or some ****

imma grab a few more beers hold up
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top