"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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PENIS Question

Badmannaz

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Okay umm i'm not tryna brag or ANYTHING Like that but i do have a question here it goes...

Well i've been BLESSED with a Pretty impressive package and at the same time i'm losing weight....

What I wanna know is do you lose GIRTH in your package if you lose a HEFTY aMoUnt of weight???:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GropeDope

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If you lose a ton of weight, your d!ck will look longer because the fat around your groin will decrease. This means more of your c*ck will be visible than now since part of it is inside the fat. Don't believe me? Press down on the area right behind your d!ck and look at how the bottom of your c*ck suddenly gains an inch..
 

Wiesman44

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he's talking about 'girth', your talking about length, Gropedope. Freakin' idiot.
 

GropeDope

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I can see he's talking about girth jackass. I was just telling him about length in case he didn't know.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sexy_kuta

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guys Wtf

calm down

htis aint no UFC match or some ****

imma grab a few more beers hold up
 
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