"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Badmannaz

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Okay umm i'm not tryna brag or ANYTHING Like that but i do have a question here it goes...

Well i've been BLESSED with a Pretty impressive package and at the same time i'm losing weight....

What I wanna know is do you lose GIRTH in your package if you lose a HEFTY aMoUnt of weight???:confused:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If you lose a ton of weight, your d!ck will look longer because the fat around your groin will decrease. This means more of your c*ck will be visible than now since part of it is inside the fat. Don't believe me? Press down on the area right behind your d!ck and look at how the bottom of your c*ck suddenly gains an inch..
 

Wiesman44

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he's talking about 'girth', your talking about length, Gropedope. Freakin' idiot.
 

GropeDope

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I can see he's talking about girth jackass. I was just telling him about length in case he didn't know.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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sexy_kuta

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guys Wtf

calm down

htis aint no UFC match or some ****

imma grab a few more beers hold up
 
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