"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Penis Problem

Rampage1

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Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Cry For Love

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maybe a mini-lipo or something can be done to it? like a "****-tuck". ive heard of some guys injecting silicone in it to make it bigger so maybe it can be done vice versa too. less lower body exercises and more bench press to give it a more balanced feel perhaps? some chicks would pay big bucks to get a man like that too, have you thought about the gigolo profession?
 

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The easiest way to reduce the size of your problem is to do stuff that makes the women you sleep with as Angry as Lorena Bobbitt.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I-tallionStallion

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Okay I've had a similar problem. What postition where you doing? I've noticed that when you do doggy you get a lot deeper and it hurts the girl a lot. Worse case is you have to find another girl who can take it lol. And what the heck is wrong with that? lmao
 

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Ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big round of applause and welcome to the UFC Light Heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage1" Jackson :nervous:

She'll get used to it buddy...with some novocaine.
 

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That sucks.
 

Ripper

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Rampage1 said:
Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
Cut the head off.
 

Rampage1

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lol haha...needless to say I was bored there and had to do a bit of a troll job! hope I dont get banned! Needless to say its not the worst problem in the world
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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int3l

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once you cut it, give me a few inches yeah
 

romangod

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Rampage1 said:
Any tips on how to reduce the size?

Do what I do...... Fold it in half. Cheers!
 

speed dawg

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Become a porn star.
 
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