"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Penis Problem

Rampage1

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Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Cry For Love

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maybe a mini-lipo or something can be done to it? like a "****-tuck". ive heard of some guys injecting silicone in it to make it bigger so maybe it can be done vice versa too. less lower body exercises and more bench press to give it a more balanced feel perhaps? some chicks would pay big bucks to get a man like that too, have you thought about the gigolo profession?
 

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The easiest way to reduce the size of your problem is to do stuff that makes the women you sleep with as Angry as Lorena Bobbitt.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I-tallionStallion

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Okay I've had a similar problem. What postition where you doing? I've noticed that when you do doggy you get a lot deeper and it hurts the girl a lot. Worse case is you have to find another girl who can take it lol. And what the heck is wrong with that? lmao
 

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Ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big round of applause and welcome to the UFC Light Heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage1" Jackson :nervous:

She'll get used to it buddy...with some novocaine.
 

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That sucks.
 

Ripper

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Rampage1 said:
Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
Cut the head off.
 

Rampage1

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lol haha...needless to say I was bored there and had to do a bit of a troll job! hope I dont get banned! Needless to say its not the worst problem in the world
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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int3l

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once you cut it, give me a few inches yeah
 

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Rampage1 said:
Any tips on how to reduce the size?

Do what I do...... Fold it in half. Cheers!
 

speed dawg

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Become a porn star.
 
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