Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Penis Problem
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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maybe a mini-lipo or something can be done to it? like a "****-tuck". ive heard of some guys injecting silicone in it to make it bigger so maybe it can be done vice versa too. less lower body exercises and more bench press to give it a more balanced feel perhaps? some chicks would pay big bucks to get a man like that too, have you thought about the gigolo profession?
Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Just cut it
And it sounds a bit like troll.
And it sounds a bit like troll.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I-tallionStallion
Master Don Juan
Okay I've had a similar problem. What postition where you doing? I've noticed that when you do doggy you get a lot deeper and it hurts the girl a lot. Worse case is you have to find another girl who can take it lol. And what the heck is wrong with that? lmao
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
That sucks.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Become a porn star.