"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Vincent
Think of it non-objectively
**** dude, dont ****ing give me that mental-mastrubation ****ing ****!!! if there is a ****ing point with this ****ing thread then ****ing state the ****ing point.

if i say **** one more time, then there is 8 ****s in this ****ed up rime!! heh limpbizkit
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Centy
**** dude, dont ****ing give me that mental-mastrubation ****ing ****!!! if there is a ****ing point with this ****ing thread then ****ing state the ****ing point.

if i say **** one more time, then there is 8 ****s in this ****ed up rime!! heh limpbizkit
ahhahahaahha
lmaoooo
 

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Originally posted by Centy
**** dude, dont ****ing give me that mental-mastrubation ****ing ****!!! if there is a ****ing point with this ****ing thread then ****ing state the ****ing point.

if i say **** one more time, then there is 8 ****s in this ****ed up rime!! heh limpbizkit
witty, don't expect everything to be handed to you. Do some work. (not the point, just telling you to do that)
 

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no seriously. I havnt been on this site for like 2 years, and now that I'm back, i see that the mental-mastrubation factor has reached new heights.

i dont see the point in writing an 'epic' story, if you just want to tell us that you have changed. Okey, whoopi doo, big deal.
 

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Originally posted by Centy
no seriously. I havnt been on the site for like 2 years, and when i come back, the mental-mastrubation factor has reached new heights.
and so it goes
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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YES MASTAH!!!

i will dedicate the next decade to study and analyze the encryptic message of crazykids epic transformation.
 

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Originally posted by Centy
YES MASTAH!!!

i will dedicate the next decade to study and analyze the encryptic message of crazykids epic transformation.
Now your getting the idea.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Centy
you are aware i'm just f*cking with you now, right?

hehe
::looks stupid::

I do feel kinda bad we de-railed this post, but eh, whatever
 

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... No more Kid Crazy? Noooooooooooooooooooo...

See ya in a few days Kid Crazy...

For the rest of you ... You guys really killed this thread. o_o
 

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
For the rest of you ... You guys really killed this thread. o_o
I'm sorry, i tried not too, really. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
 

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some of you guys are right and some are not. perhaps there were some replies that were too emotional, then again, there were some who went straight to the critisim. try to see what he wrote for what it truly is then make a choice is if it was crap or not.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Vincent
I'm sorry, i tried not too, really. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
*Hiding a hack saw behind my back* Who said I was gonna kill you? *Evil Dr.Evil look on face*
 

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
*Hiding a hack saw behind my back* Who said I was gonna kill you? *Evil Dr.Evil look on face*
Well now, this thread is so gone, its in a different time zone.

Ba-dum-chish
 

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Haha.. didn't even notice I was being a hypocrite.. the irony.. The evil fuzzy dust bunnies made me do it, I swear. :(
 

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Crazykid - Good luck. I sure as hell hope you aren't committing suicide.

To the rest of you, don't we all go through this **** and don't we all want to change our lives somehow, like he did? Didn't we all realize at one point what we were doing wrong, and why? There is more to life than women. And if this contradicts what you think, I hate to say it, but you're a fvcken idiot and you're wasting your own fvcken time. As many, many, people have said before, this site is not about fvcken techniques. Philosophy is at the heart of this site, to help us change and understand our lives for the better. And no one is so perfect that they can never improve.
 

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Don't think he commited suicide. He's just gone. Like the rest of us need to do. We spend way too much time on here.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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