"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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P.U.I. (Posting Under the Influence)

What's your posting poison?

  • Caffeine

    Votes: 10 25.0%

  • Alcohol

    Votes: 13 32.5%

  • Weed

    Votes: 8 20.0%

  • Cocaine

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • Angel Dust

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Exstacy

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Mescaline or Peyote

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Shrooms

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Acid

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Speed or Straight-up Crack

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • Total voters
    40
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It's time to come clean guys. There are some strange people on this forum with some truly wacked out responses. I find it hard to believe that more than half of you are actually sober when you post.

I know for a fact that Pook prefers a little whiskey with his ******** to combat his guilt for lurking so long on this forum. To each his own. I may smoke a little dankness once in a while, but clean and sober keeps my game tight.

Disclaimer: Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. :nono:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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uhhh can i pick more the one?
 
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hehe my cranky posts are usually alcohol induced.. Coffee is my major vice, otherwise.... i'm wired 24/7
 
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I picked alcohol :D I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by mroriginal
I picked alcohol :D I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?
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You guys didn't hear? I am getting a promotion soon and things are going to be a quite DIFFERENT around here.

:trouble:
 
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Damn there are a lot of alcoholics posting here. It seems Pook is not alone!

Coffee is no surprise as I imagine people post from work and sh!t.

Personally I expected wayyy more crackheads and stoners but maybe the poll option proves a little too complicated for the sobriety challenged.

For the record, I am smoking the first and last joint of this week.

*toke* *toke*
HAACCCKKKK...COUGH COUGH COOOUUUUGGGHHH!!!

How sweet it is!
 
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hrm depends on the week. Always caffeine. Sometimes Soma, xanax. Every few months it's oxycodone.
 
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smokin on that dank.


Im quitting today tho...right after i smoke this jay....
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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jay ride
jay walk
jay... just jay
 
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I post only when I'm sober. If I'm getting drunk and high I'm getting drunk and high.
 
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Twice as sweet as sugar.
Twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody elses fault!
So don't do it!

*sigh* If it were only that easy GMF:(
 
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Shucks... I just realised how shortsighted my poll is. Had not even considered that most of you guys are social phobes who rely on Zoloft, Zanex and god knows what else just so you don't freak out in public.

Hey Mods, would it be possible to add another category for prescription meds?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

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Usually its Oxycontin, Xanax Bars, Percocets or Lortab, Valliums, Morphine, Patches, Extacy... its all up for grabs.
 
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