Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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P.U.I. (Posting Under the Influence)

What's your posting poison?

  • Caffeine

    Votes: 10 25.0%

  • Alcohol

    Votes: 13 32.5%

  • Weed

    Votes: 8 20.0%

  • Cocaine

    Votes: 2 5.0%

  • Angel Dust

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Exstacy

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Mescaline or Peyote

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Shrooms

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Acid

    Votes: 1 2.5%

  • Speed or Straight-up Crack

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • Total voters
    40
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It's time to come clean guys. There are some strange people on this forum with some truly wacked out responses. I find it hard to believe that more than half of you are actually sober when you post.

I know for a fact that Pook prefers a little whiskey with his ******** to combat his guilt for lurking so long on this forum. To each his own. I may smoke a little dankness once in a while, but clean and sober keeps my game tight.

Disclaimer: Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. :nono:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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uhhh can i pick more the one?
 
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hehe my cranky posts are usually alcohol induced.. Coffee is my major vice, otherwise.... i'm wired 24/7
 
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I picked alcohol :D I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by mroriginal
I picked alcohol :D I wonder how many crack heads are on this board?

BTW, how did you get into the moderators corner?
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You guys didn't hear? I am getting a promotion soon and things are going to be a quite DIFFERENT around here.

:trouble:
 
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Damn there are a lot of alcoholics posting here. It seems Pook is not alone!

Coffee is no surprise as I imagine people post from work and sh!t.

Personally I expected wayyy more crackheads and stoners but maybe the poll option proves a little too complicated for the sobriety challenged.

For the record, I am smoking the first and last joint of this week.

*toke* *toke*
HAACCCKKKK...COUGH COUGH COOOUUUUGGGHHH!!!

How sweet it is!
 
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hrm depends on the week. Always caffeine. Sometimes Soma, xanax. Every few months it's oxycodone.
 
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smokin on that dank.


Im quitting today tho...right after i smoke this jay....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jay ride
jay walk
jay... just jay
 
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I post only when I'm sober. If I'm getting drunk and high I'm getting drunk and high.
 
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Twice as sweet as sugar.
Twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody elses fault!
So don't do it!

*sigh* If it were only that easy GMF:(
 
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Shucks... I just realised how shortsighted my poll is. Had not even considered that most of you guys are social phobes who rely on Zoloft, Zanex and god knows what else just so you don't freak out in public.

Hey Mods, would it be possible to add another category for prescription meds?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Usually its Oxycontin, Xanax Bars, Percocets or Lortab, Valliums, Morphine, Patches, Extacy... its all up for grabs.
 
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