"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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P.S.A. 40+ year old Women are not HB9's

MillionBillionaire

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Guys. Stop with the 76 year old HB9.5's, she looks like she is 40! Bulls shyyt.

It is disgusting, we should try to have some standards around here.

If you are thinking a 55 year old washed up hag is all you are worth then you got some major problems.

You are the prize so stop salivating over dumpster tier women.

Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So Melania Trump wouldn't be considered an HB9?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Black Widow Void

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ShePays said:
I really don't think you should be obsessing over someone else's standards, unless your buddy is the one recruiting girls into your 3-way. We all know the 10 scale is just a term of art, completely subjective, and just a way to communicate perceived attractiveness. Your 10 might be my 2, and vice versa. If Hal looks at Rose Mary and sees a 10, don't be Jason Alexander.
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Did they lift the ban on critical thinking? I was beginning to think that this was turning into a thought prohibitive zone.
 
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ShePays said:
I really don't think you should be obsessing over someone else's standards, unless your buddy is the one recruiting girls into your 3-way. We all know the 10 scale is just a term of art, completely subjective, and just a way to communicate perceived attractiveness. Your 10 might be my 2, and vice versa. If Hal looks at Rose Mary and sees a 10, don't be Jason Alexander.
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YOU ARE CRAZY.

The dudes here are all BILLIONAIRES. Top 1/10 of a percent in looks, status and money. When they walk down the street, ladies automatically undress and start gushing from their pus because they are just that wet!

J/k of course.
 
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