"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Overheard conversation about how Jamican men pick up girls...

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....one girl said to a girl and a guy behind her "they pick up girls in letters.", I'm like wtf and I stared at them, the girl talking started staring at me back, I averted gase and walked away without inquiring further of what these strangers were talking about but I think I'd continue the discussion here.

How can you pick up a girl using letters? Is that possible? What did they mean? Anyone here have a clue?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I wish I could tell you. That's pretty strange.
 

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you gotta be kiddin me.

"they pick up guys in letters" is a figure of speach.. albeit one I never understood.. like saying "he gets women in droves" or something alone thoose lines.
 

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yes, it's a figure of speech. I'm half jamaican, and I can tell you that the way jamaican's get their girls are through slick speech and confidence. But I am talking about real rude bwoy jamaicans. They see what they want and they go after it, persistently. My dad for one is a sweet talker.
 

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are you a rasta? my best friends fiancee's DAD is one... he's....different than anything I'm used to. however when I lived down in FL they became pretty common place
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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backbreaker said:
are you a rasta? my best friends fiancee's DAD is one... he's....different than anything I'm used to. however when I lived down in FL they became pretty common place
nah. not at all. I don't find that lifestyle attractive...
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
I'm not a rasta, I just overheard this conversation.
Luke, I see your Jedi skills are lacking. :D
 

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Yeah, from what I hear, playing women is a national past-time in Jamaica. But black dudes in general have the most game. Almost like it comes natural.
 

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The average Caribbean male has four sex partners at any given time.

True Rastas avoid meat and alcohol, but the term in most of the Caribbean has come to mean, "stoned guy in a funny hat."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Probably be a good thing to make friends with a Jamaican dude and learn what he's doing to pull in so much poon.
 

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All carribean men are sex-feinds according to women
 

Tha Realnezz

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speakeasy said:
Probably be a good thing to make friends with a Jamaican dude and learn what he's doing to pull in so much poon.
lol,if he can stand the smell.

I advise sitting down with a 40 year old Dominican native and prying his mind about women.
 

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How racist is this thread......

*Pulls out racism meter*


.....oops, sorry guys the meter reading is too high


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