Overactive Sex Imagination

[Ninja Dude]

Anytime I talk to girls, even unattractive ones I am mentally violating them 600 different ways. Within 5 seconds I've busted at least 3 nuts on their face and hit it from every angle. The thoughts themselves do not make me ashamed or anything, but sometimes I just find it annoying because it's totally involuntary, and I don't like not being in control of my own mind/impulses.

I am grateful to have a healthy libido and active sex life, but just wish the animalistic part of my mind did not have such a strong hold on me. I also feel like I could accomplish greater things if my head wasn't all up in some p*ssy every couple of seconds.

My friends tell me I'm overreacting, and pretty much all guys are like this. What do you think? Anyone else in the same boat?

 

[ArcBound]

Means you have an awesome fvcking libido at age 30. Sometimes I imagine having sex with them when talking to them but I don't see money shots from 3 different angles lmao.

 

[Ninja Dude]

lol, I've actually calmed down quite a bit - at 20 this was a legitimate problem and I had to drop out of college because my d*ck literally ruled my life. Mind you I'm glad I dont have the opposite problem, but through most of my youth I lived under the impression it would calm down a lot more than it has. Hot chicks dont bug me so much, its when my mind generates on-the-spot porn for fatties and warpigs that it really bothers me. Just wish I was "normal" I guess

 

[DJDamage]

Imagination about sex means that you are healthy.

You could have been worse off and be like one of those asexual people that don't think about sex at all. Could you imagine how miserable their life is?!

 

[BigJimbo]

Most men with super high sex drives also tend to go for b--- sex with other men. Seriously. Strange how homosexuality is cool in America these days, yet bisexuality isn't. Lots of guys bat from both sides of the plate.

Put two and two together, fellas. If you get hard by simply being in the vicinity of a broad I can only imagine what you would do seeing this...

http://vimeo.com/27877751
God Bless Bruce Weber :rock: Hell, I am not even gay...yet I kinda wish I was that dog Oh yeah, if the only thing you remember is what you see at :44 you need to learn Russian and head for Ukraine.

 

[Ninja Dude]

I have absolutely no problems with homo or bisexual people. I actually envy them for the ability they have to hook up so easily/quickly. But I'm definitely not gay or remotely curious. Guys really just gross me out on that level - aesthetically I find our forms clumsy and brutish compared to the elegant proportions of a woman's body. I even find the chubby/older ones hot. *shrugs*

I watched a few seconds of that video you posted and all I can say is that you are very courageous to "come out" here on SoSuave. Keep living life on your terms Jimbo

 

[BlackMack177]

http://vimeo.com/27877751
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what was that? I have no clue what I just watched

 

[Warrior74]

Most men with super high sex drives also tend to go for b--- sex with other men. Seriously. Strange how homosexuality is cool in America these days, yet bisexuality isn't. Lots of guys bat from both sides of the plate.

Put two and two together, fellas. If you get hard by simply being in the vicinity of a broad I can only imagine what you would do seeing this...

http://vimeo.com/27877751
God Bless Bruce Weber :rock: Hell, I am not even gay...yet I kinda wish I was that dog Oh yeah, if the only thing you remember is what you see at :44 you need to learn Russian and head for Ukraine.

It's a reason there's a stereotype about European men. This is it.

 

[lpcullen]

after watching that video, I just want 2 minutes of my life back!

 

[logicallefty]

I don't think about b@nging every girl I see, but with most of them I do think:

- I wonder if she shaves the be@ver or has an old school fur pie going on

- I wonder if she is an innie \|/ or an outie \{}/

- I wonder what her snatch would smell like if I put my nose down there and took a big wiff. Is she freshy, funky, or fishy?

 

[Atom Smasher]

I recommend just asking directly.

 

[logicallefty]

I recommend just asking directly.

I have a few times in a few drunkin' moments. Once I was out drinking with some cop friends of mine back at my old department. My Sergeant, married, had a major b0ner for one of the female rookie officers, also married. Said he would give $1000 to just see her womanhood one time and I think he meant it. So I flat out asked her if she was innie or outie, and if she shaved the be@ver's beard, just to make a picture for him. With no hesitation or emotion at all she answered like it was no big deal. My old Sergeant says after 5 years he still looks at her differently sense that night! good times! :rockon:

 

[Atom Smasher]

Stick 'em up!!