"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Orgasm at the same time?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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What he said. simultaneous O's are for the movies but I can usually get it pretty close...though why stop if you can make her cvm more than once?Apocalypse Now said:I can control when I come to a certain degree, so I just hold off until she's coming and then mentally let go and we both climax at the same time.
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For some reason chicks like that????
Wierdos.....
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It's pretty weird, because you have to plan it almost. Ask her to tell you in advance (about 30 sec.) when she's about to come. Then hold it yourself and try to come at the same time. :S
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I wouldn't say it really makes anything better or there's even a point to it though.
Seriously...
I don't really waste any time thinking about it.
When I get done, I'm done, and if she had an orgasm in the mean time, good for her. Only time when I try to be conscious of how long things are running is if I'm drunk, otherwise I get complaints about sore coochies.
But all of that orgasm timing business, like said before, is hollywood magic. All of that fantastic coincidental match made in heaven junk.
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Girls love when you both come at the same time, i have no idea why, but its been asked of me numerous times, i can't do it all the time, but maybe 45% of the time. Whenever i feel like coming i get out and switch positions.
I do agree however that this idea is most likely directly from hollywood, but its completely possible to do.
Do you know her hot spots? Usually how it happens is...
1. Get a good rhythm going when I'm in her the right way
2. Then touch her in the right places... for instance with this one girl she goes way over the edge when I suck/kiss/lightly bite her neck in the right spot.
If you know what she likes, and you do a combination of the things she likes at the right time when you're really going at it, you have a good shot of having this happen.
And if it's some girl you don't know that well? Hey, it's not like it matters in that situation, right?