"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Orgasm at the same time?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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What he said. simultaneous O's are for the movies but I can usually get it pretty close...though why stop if you can make her cvm more than once?Apocalypse Now said:I can control when I come to a certain degree, so I just hold off until she's coming and then mentally let go and we both climax at the same time.
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For some reason chicks like that????
Wierdos.....
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It's pretty weird, because you have to plan it almost. Ask her to tell you in advance (about 30 sec.) when she's about to come. Then hold it yourself and try to come at the same time. :S
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
I wouldn't say it really makes anything better or there's even a point to it though.
Seriously...
I don't really waste any time thinking about it.
When I get done, I'm done, and if she had an orgasm in the mean time, good for her. Only time when I try to be conscious of how long things are running is if I'm drunk, otherwise I get complaints about sore coochies.
But all of that orgasm timing business, like said before, is hollywood magic. All of that fantastic coincidental match made in heaven junk.
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Girls love when you both come at the same time, i have no idea why, but its been asked of me numerous times, i can't do it all the time, but maybe 45% of the time. Whenever i feel like coming i get out and switch positions.
I do agree however that this idea is most likely directly from hollywood, but its completely possible to do.
Do you know her hot spots? Usually how it happens is...
1. Get a good rhythm going when I'm in her the right way
2. Then touch her in the right places... for instance with this one girl she goes way over the edge when I suck/kiss/lightly bite her neck in the right spot.
If you know what she likes, and you do a combination of the things she likes at the right time when you're really going at it, you have a good shot of having this happen.
And if it's some girl you don't know that well? Hey, it's not like it matters in that situation, right?