"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oral Sex question

killerasp

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Im seeing this girl and i dont want sex just yet fearing she will become attached..but i do want some some head. Ive never gotten it before so im just asking what is the best way to go ahead and "request" it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SLICK-RIC

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Dont say, " Suck me beautiful.!!!!"
 

killerasp

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hahah..tried those lines already...how about something more realistic?
 

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After you two have been fooling around for a while let her get some action. Step up to the plate and finger her. Girls always return the favor. As long as you do a good job and get her off she will want to do the same for you. Notice I said get her off not have her fake it. When she is giving you a hand job say it isn't working. Most girls will then go down on you. Just make sure you tell her before your bust if you want her to do it again. Although some girls don't mind, especially if she is new at that she will appreciate it, maybe the next time you can get her to swallow.

Cheers
-Andrew
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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apply pressure to her head as necessary. they will get the idea and either start sucking or tell you flat out "i'm not giving you head". I've only gotten the latter once.
 

So pimp its scary

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My favorite was :

Me : Suck my c0ck!
Her : How dare you ask me for that?!?!
Me : I dare cause you're gonna like it.
moments later
Her :*gobblegobblegobble*
 

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You have to discuss oral sex in a non sexual situation. See where her mind is on the subject. She might tell you its her favorite thing in the whole world. She will probably say "oh no I would never do that." No matter what she says tell her you love oral sex and that its your favorite thing in all the world. Tell her that there is nothing you respect more than a woman who isnt afraid to express herself sexually, be YOUR freak, or totally satisfy her man. You have to make it sound like giving you oral sex would make her the queen of your world. Sum chix are dum enough to fall for it sum aren't.
 

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Youre 21 and have never gotten head...lolz....damn

ummmm...it depends with who ur asking...if shes older and experienced...you can usually ask...but if they are unexperienced just apply pressure and just say suck it for a little bit...and then keep them down there for hours...lolz
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just do it.

Whether you believe it or not, girls will get attached whether there is sex involved or not.

If the end result is the same, might as well have some fun getting there!
 

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Originally posted by killerasp
i do want some some head.
lol excellent
 

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Re: Re: Oral Sex question

LOL !!!

Last night the waitress came up and said have any desert? And I said... (see above)....
 

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Ive never been shot down on this one. Once the girl is playin with my cok for awhile, i brush my fingers across her lips and tell her to "use these."
 
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