"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oral Sex question

killerasp

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Im seeing this girl and i dont want sex just yet fearing she will become attached..but i do want some some head. Ive never gotten it before so im just asking what is the best way to go ahead and "request" it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SLICK-RIC

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Dont say, " Suck me beautiful.!!!!"
 

killerasp

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hahah..tried those lines already...how about something more realistic?
 

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After you two have been fooling around for a while let her get some action. Step up to the plate and finger her. Girls always return the favor. As long as you do a good job and get her off she will want to do the same for you. Notice I said get her off not have her fake it. When she is giving you a hand job say it isn't working. Most girls will then go down on you. Just make sure you tell her before your bust if you want her to do it again. Although some girls don't mind, especially if she is new at that she will appreciate it, maybe the next time you can get her to swallow.

Cheers
-Andrew
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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apply pressure to her head as necessary. they will get the idea and either start sucking or tell you flat out "i'm not giving you head". I've only gotten the latter once.
 

So pimp its scary

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My favorite was :

Me : Suck my c0ck!
Her : How dare you ask me for that?!?!
Me : I dare cause you're gonna like it.
moments later
Her :*gobblegobblegobble*
 

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You have to discuss oral sex in a non sexual situation. See where her mind is on the subject. She might tell you its her favorite thing in the whole world. She will probably say "oh no I would never do that." No matter what she says tell her you love oral sex and that its your favorite thing in all the world. Tell her that there is nothing you respect more than a woman who isnt afraid to express herself sexually, be YOUR freak, or totally satisfy her man. You have to make it sound like giving you oral sex would make her the queen of your world. Sum chix are dum enough to fall for it sum aren't.
 

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Youre 21 and have never gotten head...lolz....damn

ummmm...it depends with who ur asking...if shes older and experienced...you can usually ask...but if they are unexperienced just apply pressure and just say suck it for a little bit...and then keep them down there for hours...lolz
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Just do it.

Whether you believe it or not, girls will get attached whether there is sex involved or not.

If the end result is the same, might as well have some fun getting there!
 

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Originally posted by killerasp
i do want some some head.
lol excellent
 

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Re: Re: Oral Sex question

LOL !!!

Last night the waitress came up and said have any desert? And I said... (see above)....
 

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Ive never been shot down on this one. Once the girl is playin with my cok for awhile, i brush my fingers across her lips and tell her to "use these."
 
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