penkitten
Master Don Juan
i saw a sign over a basket at a clinic one time that said "free oral condoms" but the basket was empty...
so thats proof they make them....
so thats proof they make them....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Guys, you know you can get disease from oral sex right?
That's why i only have sex with girls i trust from now on. I had a scare not to long ago and I'm not ever gonna put myself through something like that again
I wrap it up everytime. and i do not have sex with chicks i don't know. only within a relationship form now on
That's why i only have sex with girls i trust from now on. I had a scare not to long ago and I'm not ever gonna put myself through something like that again
I wrap it up everytime. and i do not have sex with chicks i don't know. only within a relationship form now on
Truman181 said:
dude get some education before you start arguing. you sound like a fool
circumcising started out as a custom, but then evolved into a supposed health benefit. but now that everyone sees the supposed health benefits as BS, less people are getting it done nowadays. I myself and not "cut" and i like it that way. it really isn't that big of a deal
a d1ck's a d1ck. no matter how you dress it. in the end it does the same thing as every other one
dunno about chlam, but hiv can be transferred orally. alot of sites say it can't but technically, the minor abrasions caused on your gums just by brushing your teeth can be sufficient for hiv transfer. sex fluid + brushed gums = D:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.Raikojo17 said:
Guoy Darko
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FACT? Are you serious? It's an OPINION. You must be the dumbest guy on this board. haha, 32 years old??? I only read it now. My God, go to school before it's too late.Truman181 said:
Uhhh...first off, read this: http://www.circumstitions.com/ReasonsNotto.htmlTruman181 said:
And if you've got the stomach for it, look at some of these: http://www.circumstitions.com/Botched.html
(obviously not safe for work, as it has pretty graphic pictures of what can go wrong with a circumscison)
I'm not big on revealing personal details to strangers on a website, but my life was pretty ****ed up by complications from my circumsicion, and it took 3 horrendously painful operations to get me back to "normal". I made a promise to myself that if I ever have a son, it is my duty as his father to never allow him to go through the hell I did.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.