penkitten
Master Don Juan
i saw a sign over a basket at a clinic one time that said "free oral condoms" but the basket was empty...
so thats proof they make them....
so thats proof they make them....
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Truman181 said:Just because it's normal where you live doesn't mean the rest of the world isn't laughing at you.
An uncircumcised **** looks like something left over from the Neanderthals. Do they have indoor plumbing in Europe nowadays?
Chlamydia and even AIDS?godofanxiety said:It is very possible to get hepatitis, herpes, chlamydia and even aids via oral sex. Whoever argues against wearing a condom for the sake of little pleasure is a retard, to put it mildly. Giving advice like that is dangerous.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.Raikojo17 said:dude get some education before you start arguing. you sound like a fool
circumcising started out as a custom, but then evolved into a supposed health benefit. but now that everyone sees the supposed health benefits as BS, less people are getting it done nowadays. I myself and not "cut" and i like it that way. it really isn't that big of a deal
a d1ck's a d1ck. no matter how you dress it. in the end it does the same thing as every other one
I never said that was YOUR argument. i was just stating factsTruman181 said:DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.
You are a close-minded and clearly insecure idiot.Truman181 said:DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.
FACT? Are you serious? It's an OPINION. You must be the dumbest guy on this board. haha, 32 years old??? I only read it now. My God, go to school before it's too late.Truman181 said:Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky.
Uhhh...first off, read this: http://www.circumstitions.com/ReasonsNotto.htmlTruman181 said:DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.