penkitten
Master Don Juan
i saw a sign over a basket at a clinic one time that said "free oral condoms" but the basket was empty...
so thats proof they make them....
so thats proof they make them....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Oral sex question
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Guys, you know you can get disease from oral sex right?
That's why i only have sex with girls i trust from now on. I had a scare not to long ago and I'm not ever gonna put myself through something like that again
I wrap it up everytime. and i do not have sex with chicks i don't know. only within a relationship form now on
That's why i only have sex with girls i trust from now on. I had a scare not to long ago and I'm not ever gonna put myself through something like that again
I wrap it up everytime. and i do not have sex with chicks i don't know. only within a relationship form now on
Truman181 said:
dude get some education before you start arguing. you sound like a fool
circumcising started out as a custom, but then evolved into a supposed health benefit. but now that everyone sees the supposed health benefits as BS, less people are getting it done nowadays. I myself and not "cut" and i like it that way. it really isn't that big of a deal
a d1ck's a d1ck. no matter how you dress it. in the end it does the same thing as every other one
dunno about chlam, but hiv can be transferred orally. alot of sites say it can't but technically, the minor abrasions caused on your gums just by brushing your teeth can be sufficient for hiv transfer. sex fluid + brushed gums = D:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DUDE nowhere did I make an argument about health reasons for circumcision. Fact is uncut ****s are freaky deaky. I feel sorry for you that you didn't get cut when you were a kid because let's face it no one would want to get it done as an adult but really, you can try to justify your freakish wiener but it doesn't help your case.Raikojo17 said:
Guoy Darko
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FACT? Are you serious? It's an OPINION. You must be the dumbest guy on this board. haha, 32 years old??? I only read it now. My God, go to school before it's too late.Truman181 said:
Uhhh...first off, read this: http://www.circumstitions.com/ReasonsNotto.htmlTruman181 said:
And if you've got the stomach for it, look at some of these: http://www.circumstitions.com/Botched.html
(obviously not safe for work, as it has pretty graphic pictures of what can go wrong with a circumscison)
I'm not big on revealing personal details to strangers on a website, but my life was pretty ****ed up by complications from my circumsicion, and it took 3 horrendously painful operations to get me back to "normal". I made a promise to myself that if I ever have a son, it is my duty as his father to never allow him to go through the hell I did.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.