"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backseatjuan

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Sometimes magic happens. I've been chasing one girl this summer, then another one. Neither wanted me, and like my friend said, if they don't want us, fvck 'em. I opened up online dating profile on love.mail.ru, I've e-mailed a bunch of girls, and eventually got 3 dates, of them two with sex. On 3rd day of me opening my profile I've met a wonderful woman, and we are now planning to live together and get married, and have children. Just want I needed and was searching for, my soul mate. When you see her you know she is the one, because all others just not compare and are borring.

She come to my town on vacation with a guy, and that guy got jelous and dumped her. She was sitting in her hotel room afraid of going anywhere alone. I messaged her twice, asked if she already got married, as her looking for status said she wants a serious relationship and marriage. She said there is no one. I've said there is me, and we met the same day. We went shopping for gifts to bring back home - yes she bought them on her own money. I was cautious at first, because she was very open. Then we went to a sushi bar and drank wine and ate sushi, after it I drove her to place above our city with a view and we made out. No sex, she had her period.

The dude she was with had all her pictures, so the next day I spend with her. We went to a nice place with waterfalls and canyon and made some excellent pics, then we ate our bbq and drank wine, and made pictures with her on the hood of my car, we were drunk. Then we drove to the beach at night, and had sex right on the beach. I told her you are mine, I'm coming to get her. The next day she left.

Two weeks later I went to her city and spend with her one week. She wasn't sure if she wanted to come with me to my city and be with me, even said she had a guy that she met online back in April and wanted to meet him before she decided. I told her I don't want to be 2nd, that's not acceptable, I'm here, I'm here for her, and I want her with me. Then I went back to my home town, and just one day after I arrived she said yes, she is going to be with me, she wants me.

So now, I'm buying ticket again this coming monday, to go and get her and bring her back with me. 11th I will come and get her.

Online dating works guys. Go get yourself a wife, and remember, if they don't want us, fvck 'em. You deserve yourself a beautiful soul mate! Go get her!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Young OG

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At first I thought this was a troll post, but your not a new member.

Have you ever read the DJ Bible or The Rational Male? There is no such thing as a soulmate. I also wouldn't advise any man to marry a woman nowadays. Live with a woman, but don't marry them. This sounds a little to good to be true. I would be careful. Don't go making babies with this woman for a while.
 

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Posted like a true AFC...you met some chick online and asked if she got married?? Wtf is this?

Ill be waiting for a post next month saying how she broke your heart...
 
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It's 7 am in the morning and I know this was posted yesterday but geeze the trolling has really gone downhill

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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