"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Heres a convo I had with a girl who i was in the friends zone with, it took place a couple of weeks after I was introduced to Deangelo's material and reading these forums . You can see she's noticing the change. At the end of the convo she was asking me to go see her right away and such even though her wussy b/f would find out thru her brother.
her: hi
me: wuts up?
her: confussed
her: you?
me: confussed about wut
me: do u think ur lesbian or sumthing
her: alot of ppl iming me asking to see my cam
her: hell no
me: hows that confussing
her: cuz there all asking different things
me: like wut
her: alot but who cares
her: whats up?
me: same old
her: are you feeling better?
me: yea it s going away
her: good
her: <my name> guess what
me: u broke up with him
her: no
me: ok wut?
her: my butt is numb
me: it needs to be smacked
her: no
me: i have a stick with long leather strips on the top that i use on girls
me: that should work
her: i didnt need to know that
her: lol
me: oh yea sorry i forgot ur under 18
her: smartass
me: im gonna make a section on my buddy list for ppl under 18
me: ur gonna be the only one there
her: fine with me
her: <my name>
me: so that i dont forget your age
her: <my name> can i ask you something
me: ??
her: y are you acting different tonight
me: im not
her: yes you are
me: we've only talked for 2mins and ur saying that?
her: yeah cuz of what you said in those 2 min
her: dont be mad plz
me: im not mad but im not defferent either
me: at least i dont feel like im being different
her: oh ok maybe it just me then
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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