"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pride comes before a fall
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yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!
 
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yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!
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And you're going to give expert instructions on how to do that? hahahaha
 
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I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
 
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Zarky said:
I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
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Wow dude, are YOU being sarcastic, hope so. I thought that was well played by NN, keep it up. Humble yourself NN and you will see the light my man.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yea I guess I'm missing out on something. Now I know why I usually don't post in (or really even read) threads that aren't discussing women :)
 
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you can only kick a man so many times when he's down....I started it. He'll be back better than ever. I believe in the NN.
 
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Zarky said:
I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
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0 by 40 :up:
 
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0 by 40 :up:
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:eek: I still don't understand what this is all about. Why would anyone be 43 and a virgin? Is this another troll or what

If true, that would be the first actually interesting thing NN has said here. There's gotta be a story behind it. A strange one. Though it would certainly explain a lot...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BrownBear said:
Fruity Ninja is a fvcking faggot, thats all
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Hey there! Don't go all NN on us. You were so far the cool and cute BrownBear.
 
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Cause Zarky asked man ;)
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BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.

BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.

BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know! ;)
 
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Purefilth said:
BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.

BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.

BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know! ;)
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Purefilth = Pure nosing Ninjaman 'cause he's gay for him.

Purefilth wishes Ninjaman would add him to the list of notches.

Purefilth wants Ninjaman to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

If you think something like that could hurt the old Ninjaman then you are the one who is picking on him

And those green dots only go so far to laugh at his face if his feelings actually got hurt by it ;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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