Naughty Ninja
Banned
BrownBear said:Pride comes before a fall
So does Summer.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BrownBear said:Pride comes before a fall
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!BrownBear said:Pride comes before a fall
Purefilth said:yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!
Zarky said:I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
0 by 40Zarky said:I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
sageproduct said:0 by 40![]()
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hey there! Don't go all NN on us. You were so far the cool and cute BrownBear.BrownBear said:Fruity Ninja is a fvcking faggot, thats all
Cause Zarky asked manPeaks&Valleys said:Hey there! Don't go all NN on us. You were so far the cool and cute BrownBear.
BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.BrownBear said:Cause Zarky asked man![]()
Purefilth said:BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.
BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.
BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know!![]()
BrownBear said:Fruity Ninja is a fvcking faggot, thats all
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Sh!t, you hurt my feelingsNaughty Ninja said:BrownBear = tough as a Teddy Graham.
VVThey've got your favorite flavor too BananaBear.VV
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