Naughty Ninja
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BrownBear said:
So does Summer.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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So does Summer.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!BrownBear said:
Naughty Ninja
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Purefilth said:
And you're going to give expert instructions on how to do that? hahahaha
Peaks&Valleys
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Zarky said:
Wow dude, are YOU being sarcastic, hope so. I thought that was well played by NN, keep it up. Humble yourself NN and you will see the light my man.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Peaks&Valleys
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you can only kick a man so many times when he's down....I started it. He'll be back better than ever. I believe in the NN.
sageproduct
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0 by 40Zarky said:
sageproduct said:0 by 40
I still don't understand what this is all about. Why would anyone be 43 and a virgin? Is this another troll or whatIf true, that would be the first actually interesting thing NN has said here. There's gotta be a story behind it. A strange one. Though it would certainly explain a lot...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Peaks&Valleys
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Hey there! Don't go all NN on us. You were so far the cool and cute BrownBear.BrownBear said:
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.BrownBear said:Cause Zarky asked man
BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.
BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know!
Purefilth said:BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.
BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.
BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know!
Purefilth = Pure nosing Ninjaman 'cause he's gay for him.
Purefilth wishes Ninjaman would add him to the list of notches.
Purefilth wants Ninjaman to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
If you think something like that could hurt the old Ninjaman then you are the one who is picking on him
And those green dots only go so far to laugh at his face if his feelings actually got hurt by it
Naughty Ninja
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BrownBear said:
BrownBear = tough as a Teddy Graham.
VVThey've got your favorite flavor too BananaBear.VV
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
BelleSing94
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You guys are crazy!! :crazy: