"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BrownBear said:
Pride comes before a fall
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yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!
 
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Purefilth said:
yeah he's gonna fall on a D!ck!
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And you're going to give expert instructions on how to do that? hahahaha
 
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I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
 
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Zarky said:
I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
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Wow dude, are YOU being sarcastic, hope so. I thought that was well played by NN, keep it up. Humble yourself NN and you will see the light my man.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yea I guess I'm missing out on something. Now I know why I usually don't post in (or really even read) threads that aren't discussing women :)
 
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you can only kick a man so many times when he's down....I started it. He'll be back better than ever. I believe in the NN.
 
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Zarky said:
I'm strongly assuming NN is kidding about being a virgin... ?? The problem with short written statements is you can never tell whether or not they're sarcastic.
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0 by 40 :up:
 
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0 by 40 :up:
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:eek: I still don't understand what this is all about. Why would anyone be 43 and a virgin? Is this another troll or what

If true, that would be the first actually interesting thing NN has said here. There's gotta be a story behind it. A strange one. Though it would certainly explain a lot...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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BrownBear said:
Fruity Ninja is a fvcking faggot, thats all
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Hey there! Don't go all NN on us. You were so far the cool and cute BrownBear.
 
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BrownBear said:
Cause Zarky asked man ;)
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BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.

BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.

BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know! ;)
 
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Purefilth said:
BrownBear = Brown nosing Zarky 'cause he's gay for him.

BrownBear wishes Zarky would add him to the list of notches.

BrownBear wants Zarky to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Shame on you picking on ther poor old Ninjaman, those green dots only go so far to save his feelings from gettin hurt y'know! ;)
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Purefilth = Pure nosing Ninjaman 'cause he's gay for him.

Purefilth wishes Ninjaman would add him to the list of notches.

Purefilth wants Ninjaman to treat him like a dirty, cheap, nasty, filthy Wh0re! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

If you think something like that could hurt the old Ninjaman then you are the one who is picking on him

And those green dots only go so far to laugh at his face if his feelings actually got hurt by it ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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