American_Psycho
Don Juan
Awesome week, hanging out with 5 girls and not getting any action is pretty cool.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Awesome life, masturbating to animal porn is pretty cool.Originally posted by American_Psycho
Awesome week, hanging out with 5 girls and not getting any action is pretty cool.
Who cares?Originally posted by Taviii
When americans will stop calling football soccer maybe I will have some respect for them, until then I feel just pity for those baseball *****s.
Oh and L777 who do you support? City or United?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Originally posted by Taviii
Your momma :crackup:
The word you looking for is "propaganda" idiot....see what I mean.Originally posted by AC/DC
I was impregnating women from the womb.
Don't call me a chump, call me a champ. Give the Americans a bad name? I don't think one college student like me makes all of American look bad, or good, or anything. Maybe you should stop feeding yourself proganda and get away from the TV, and go talk to actual women, like I do.
Ask anyone here who has talked to me. Ask SJChris. I do it big, and I don't play games. Straight to business. Girls is my business. Whining is yours.
A nation of chumps? This means that EVERYONE in America is a chump. That is a foolish generalization because you don't know everyone in America. It's stupid to make such a statement because all you see are our idiot politicians like, George W. Bush and so on.Originally posted by L777
The word you looking for is "propaganda" idiot....see what I mean.
Oh and by the way, everyone who isn't american thinks the same as I do...a nation of chumps. Perhaps unfair...but not in this case.
PS. Tavvii Im a United fan, you see Alan Smith today? Gutted for the lad I was.
PPS. I've just seen the phrase you used, "girls is my business". Apart from being grammatically incorrect as expected, this made me actually feel embarassment on your behalf...I mean, just repeat it to yourself, lol.....how the hell do you survive in the real world?
The word you ARE looking for...The word you looking for is "propaganda" idiot....see what I mean.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shut up before we make mexico beat your country's ass for us. And if u really talk sh*t were gettin canada on u dumb brits.PPS. I've just seen the phrase you used, "girls is my business". Apart from being grammatically incorrect as expected, this made me actually feel embarassment on your behalf...I mean, just repeat it to yourself, lol.....how the hell do you survive in the real world?
What's with your superiority issue? Is that why you're on this forum? A little insecure so you have to clown on me or someone else? Is your penis really that small? What are you trying to prove?Originally posted by L777
The word you looking for is "propaganda" idiot....see what I mean.
"All of 'American' look bad" ?? Think about it.
Oh and by the way, everyone who isn't american thinks the same as I do...a nation of chumps. Perhaps unfair...but not in this case.
PS. Tavii Im a United fan, you see Alan Smith today? Gutted for the lad I was.
PPS. I've just seen the phrase you used, "girls is my business". Apart from being grammatically incorrect as expected, this made me actually feel embarassment on your behalf...I mean, just repeat it to yourself, lol.....how the hell do you survive in the real world?
Everone who isn't American doesn't think the same way that you do... People that think the same way you do are in hospitals, where I think you should be examined...Originally posted by L777
Oh and by the way, everyone who isn't american thinks the same as I do...a nation of chumps. Perhaps unfair...but not in this case.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
AC/DC said:What's with your superiority issue? Is that why you're on this forum? A little insecure so you have to clown on me or someone else? Is your penis really that small? What are you trying to prove?
"Grammatically incorrect as expected"? It's the internet, no one cares. It's not important. Also, you don't know me, so shut the hell up. In case you haven't noticed, your grammar is terrible also. In addition, my girlfriend makes every girl u know look ugly. The last girl I had sex with looked so good, she could model. The girl before her DID model. The girl before that was your mom. So before you start trying to prove your superiority because you're from a different country (which nobody cares about), sit back and evaluate your life. You're a virgin, and you're pathetic. How do I survive in the real world? Actual people skills, and I beat up on kids like you who think they're jolly good gentlemen and I take their money. Chump? No. Champ.
And also, I'm going to Europe this summer. I think I might want to swing by your town and make you a new baby sister, right after I beat you into the pavement.
PS:Most of the sh*t you use was made in America anyways, asshole. I don't care about my country, or your country, or any country. Stupid people like you is why Europe is crumbling.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.