American_Psycho
Don Juan
Awesome week, hanging out with 5 girls and not getting any action is pretty cool.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
One Week as AC/DC... this is your goal (field report)
- Thread starter AC/DC
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Awesome life, masturbating to animal porn is pretty cool.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Who cares?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
L777
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One Week as AC/DC... this is your goal (field report)
"All of 'American' look bad" ?? Think about it.
Oh and by the way, everyone who isn't american thinks the same as I do...a nation of chumps. Perhaps unfair...but not in this case.
PS. Tavii Im a United fan, you see Alan Smith today? Gutted for the lad I was.
PPS. I've just seen the phrase you used, "girls is my business". Apart from being grammatically incorrect as expected, this made me actually feel embarassment on your behalf...I mean, just repeat it to yourself, lol.....how the hell do you survive in the real world?
The word you looking for is "propaganda" idiot....see what I mean.
"All of 'American' look bad" ?? Think about it.
Oh and by the way, everyone who isn't american thinks the same as I do...a nation of chumps. Perhaps unfair...but not in this case.
PS. Tavii Im a United fan, you see Alan Smith today? Gutted for the lad I was.
PPS. I've just seen the phrase you used, "girls is my business". Apart from being grammatically incorrect as expected, this made me actually feel embarassment on your behalf...I mean, just repeat it to yourself, lol.....how the hell do you survive in the real world?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One Week as AC/DC... this is your goal (field report)
Here's a secret for you who don't live in America: most of us DO NOT like our politicians. Get your facts straight.
A nation of chumps? This means that EVERYONE in America is a chump. That is a foolish generalization because you don't know everyone in America. It's stupid to make such a statement because all you see are our idiot politicians like, George W. Bush and so on.
Here's a secret for you who don't live in America: most of us DO NOT like our politicians. Get your facts straight.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Jeez guys... I would continue to listen to what AC/DC has to say... Unlike a lot of people here, AC/DC has been laid several times, and has game...
Honestly, who cares if he didn't do anything with those girls in a week's period. I honestly doubt a lot of you guys had 5 attractive girls interested you at the same time.
Honestly, who cares if he didn't do anything with those girls in a week's period. I honestly doubt a lot of you guys had 5 attractive girls interested you at the same time.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Shut up before we make mexico beat your country's ass for us. And if u really talk sh*t were gettin canada on u dumb brits.
Oh yeah, and by the way, nothing says "chump" quite like correcting someones grammar on a message board.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One Week as AC/DC... this is your goal (field report)
"Grammatically incorrect as expected"? It's the internet, no one cares. It's not important. Also, you don't know me, so shut the hell up. In case you haven't noticed, your grammar is terrible also. In addition, my girlfriend makes every girl u know look ugly. The last girl I had sex with looked so good, she could model. The girl before her DID model. The girl before that was your mom. So before you start trying to prove your superiority because you're from a different country (which nobody cares about), sit back and evaluate your life. You're a virgin, and you're pathetic. How do I survive in the real world? Actual people skills, and I beat up on kids like you who think they're jolly good gentlemen and I take their money. Chump? No. Champ.
And also, I'm going to Europe this summer. I think I might want to swing by your town and make you a new baby sister, right after I beat you into the pavement.
PS:Most of the sh*t you use was made in America anyways, asshole. I don't care about my country, or your country, or any country. Stupid people like you is why Europe is crumbling.
What's with your superiority issue? Is that why you're on this forum? A little insecure so you have to clown on me or someone else? Is your penis really that small? What are you trying to prove?
"Grammatically incorrect as expected"? It's the internet, no one cares. It's not important. Also, you don't know me, so shut the hell up. In case you haven't noticed, your grammar is terrible also. In addition, my girlfriend makes every girl u know look ugly. The last girl I had sex with looked so good, she could model. The girl before her DID model. The girl before that was your mom. So before you start trying to prove your superiority because you're from a different country (which nobody cares about), sit back and evaluate your life. You're a virgin, and you're pathetic. How do I survive in the real world? Actual people skills, and I beat up on kids like you who think they're jolly good gentlemen and I take their money. Chump? No. Champ.
And also, I'm going to Europe this summer. I think I might want to swing by your town and make you a new baby sister, right after I beat you into the pavement.
PS:Most of the sh*t you use was made in America anyways, asshole. I don't care about my country, or your country, or any country. Stupid people like you is why Europe is crumbling.
You should all stop now and get a life, instead of talking sh!t to each other on the internet.
PS I liked Alan Smith when he played for Leeds Utd and said to the fans that he wont leave the club if they relegate. Soon after they relegated he left for Man Utd, what a ****.
Fortza DinamoooooooooooooO!
PS I liked Alan Smith when he played for Leeds Utd and said to the fans that he wont leave the club if they relegate. Soon after they relegated he left for Man Utd, what a ****.
Fortza DinamoooooooooooooO!
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One Week as AC/DC... this is your goal (field report)
A lot of people from all over the world are applying for Visa's so they can seek a better life in America... Jeez man.. You're a dumbass. If you don't like America or Americans than just shutup..
Everone who isn't American doesn't think the same way that you do... People that think the same way you do are in hospitals, where I think you should be examined...
A lot of people from all over the world are applying for Visa's so they can seek a better life in America... Jeez man.. You're a dumbass. If you don't like America or Americans than just shutup..
Tsk Tsk Tsk... Kids, I see that everyone is taking the toys out the pram. Now, I usually don't come to the high school board n stuff but I was bored... Man L777 stop attacking the young uns, gotta say its peaty ****ing pathetic (am I allowed to say that word here?) That you’re calling some kid an AFC (for Christ sake have they even reached puberty yet?), look bro we have enough angst in the board. And if that’s the dudes field report, that’s the dudes field report. Tell you the truth I don't find it that unbelievable (except for the driving bit) maybe a bit exaggerated here and there (Babes are only babes in the eyes of the beholder) but technically sound. And besides Neon has game so if he says AC/DC have game (with a name like that its had not to) I believe him... Ne way L777 return to the grown up board so we can say f words a lot and make no coherent sense!!! Yay...
Love
Amethyst
Love
Amethyst
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
rowing_mike
Don Juan
Guys, calm down. A nationality is a nationality, no more. It does not make the people inside any better or worse (except Koreans, I have never yet met a Korean bad at maths). British and American people might have the same coloured skin, but saying someone is worse than you because they live in a different country is still racism.
L777
Master Don Juan
AC/DC said:
Oh mate, best laugh I've had in ages. I mean, you actually believe your own hype which is the saddest thing.
Grow up, lose your virginity, and stop being a p.rick....there's 3 tips that will improve your life....I suggest you follow them.
Ha ha ha... hey L777 leave the kids alone. Come on don't you remember when you had fun with your lady friends and got pissed on Ribena? If he is or not a virgin is none of your business bro, look leave em alone go get a hobby and stop trying to sound "cool" n' experienced... Besides what are you *****ing about? With all its flaws America does have its good points, further more allegedly most of them are "Half-Scotish" (misspelling intended before you berate me on something petty like spelling or grammar)... but anyway stop flaming, you have taken this too far and it seems someone needs a time out.
Ha ha ha as for you "young adults"... Stay in school! And keep experimenting this is your chance to try all your tools out before you have to brave the big bad world.
Love
Amethyst
Ha ha ha as for you "young adults"... Stay in school! And keep experimenting this is your chance to try all your tools out before you have to brave the big bad world.
Love
Amethyst
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
lol
Long Live International Hatred!:cuss:
This is for all you stupid tea sipping europeans with your silly little toy cars and your manners :moon:
Long Live International Hatred!:cuss:
This is for all you stupid tea sipping europeans with your silly little toy cars and your manners :moon:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.