"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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On "not masturbating"

Chase Dat Skuht

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I can understand the idea of stopping masturbating so that you are motivated to get real girls, but dont you have to masturbate pretty often before that works?

I went a long time without masturbating, months. Its almost like my body got used to it and I was not motivated. I was confused and decided to start masturbating again. Once a day or so. Now that I masturbate more often I am more horny, I feel like I want to masturbate so I think that I could use this to my advantage when goin after real girls. If my body is used to me masturbating everyday it only makes sense that if I stop for a day I'll be more motivated.

Anyway, anyone have some input? I think the idea of not masturbating should be more specific, such as doing it every other day instead of never. I think when people suggest to stop masturbating this is for those who masturbate way to often. Correct?

I havent heard anyone mention anything like this.

Input, go :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Vypros

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Masturbation can be deadly if you become addicted to it (if you are cranking it everyday, you MIGHT be borderline on having a "problem" unless you are a teenager going through puberty/your sexual peak).

There is no harm in masturbating once in a while. In fact, from a medical standpoint, I think it's even ENCOURAGED because I've heard that it cuts the risk of prostate cancer (too lazy to find a link).
 

Fred Da Head

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Having "an orgasm a day" (for lack of better terms) is thought to be good for the prostate, but it's not a medical truism yet.
 
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