"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OMG I am drinking raw eggs!!

Oxide

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I tried drinking an egg about a year ago. As soon as it touched my lips I said "Screw this"

Well, just now for some crazy reason I tried it ..but differently.

2 eggs
scoop of chocolate whey
half of orange smoothie (20g sugar..but just used for taste)
blend it all

I tried it - tasty!! I can live with it.

Now i need to work on upping the # of eggs and reducing sugar. What are your recepies?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Another good one is orange juice (not concentrate) + unflavoured/vanilla whey plus the eggs. Not good if you gain bodyfat easily though, but it tastes awesome.
 

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How many eggs you throw in your shakes? I hate viscuous stuff so I am wondering the ratios.

Say I got 4 eggs. 2 scoops whey. How many cups of what should I add?

Hey WA, i know you hate milk personally, but how about using it as a post work out drink, so u get carbs+protein right away?
 

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You gotta experiment with the water and it depends how thick your protein is. I'd go go with 10oz/250ml water for what you posted.

As for milk, there's a ton of better ways to get protein and carbs.. plus it's slow acting, post-workout you need something fast like whey or egg white.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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how dangerous is it to drink raw eggs?
 

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About 1 out of every 30,000th raw egg you consume will give you Salmonella poisoning. Also, there's more protein in boiled/cooked eggs than there is in raw.. there's only a small amount of protein in a raw egg, not exactly worth it.
 
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thats horse crap. raw eggs have more protein than cooked eggs, how would cooking INCREASE the protein content?
 

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I got salmonella poisoning from raw eggs.Worse 2 days of my life.
But I still eat them raw, just in smaller quantities.
 

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wolf116 said:
I got salmonella poisoning from raw eggs.Worse 2 days of my life.
But I still eat them raw, just in smaller quantities.
What happens when you get the poisoning?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oxide said:
What happens when you get the poisoning?
lol. Just think, sleeping in the toilet for 2 nights. Sitting on the toilet spraying while you're vomiting.
 

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jlr12584 said:
thats horse crap. raw eggs have more protein than cooked eggs, how would cooking INCREASE the protein content?
Have you done any research on the matter? No. Have I? Yes.

And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
 

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Worthless without pics :D :D :D

my record as a kid was 7 throw ups in one night. I documented the times on the wall.. that was a fun night
 

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Brian McGee said:
Have you done any research on the matter? No. Have I? Yes.

And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
can you please explain how that is possible? How does the extra protein appear?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
So Newton was wrong about the conservation of energy? :D

-shaun

(cooking an egg won't just whip amino acids up from nowhere tho mate)
 

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Oxide said:
can you please explain how that is possible? How does the extra protein appear?
Maybe it makes bioavailiable protein that wasn't before boiling? I have no idea.
 

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"In addition, the protein in raw eggs are only 51% bio-available, whereas a cooked egg is nearer 91% bio-available, meaning the protein of cooked eggs is nearly twice as absorbable as the protein from raw eggs"

Quoted from Wiki. And err ignore the 3g part, I think that was wrong.
 

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Which nicely disproves your point about there being more protein in a cooked egg.
 

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Like I said, don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality.

The point is it's better to eat cooked eggs than raw.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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