Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

OMG I am drinking raw eggs!!

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
I tried drinking an egg about a year ago. As soon as it touched my lips I said "Screw this"

Well, just now for some crazy reason I tried it ..but differently.

2 eggs
scoop of chocolate whey
half of orange smoothie (20g sugar..but just used for taste)
blend it all

I tried it - tasty!! I can live with it.

Now i need to work on upping the # of eggs and reducing sugar. What are your recepies?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Warboss Alex

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 7, 2005
Messages
4,113
Reaction score
29
Another good one is orange juice (not concentrate) + unflavoured/vanilla whey plus the eggs. Not good if you gain bodyfat easily though, but it tastes awesome.
 

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
How many eggs you throw in your shakes? I hate viscuous stuff so I am wondering the ratios.

Say I got 4 eggs. 2 scoops whey. How many cups of what should I add?

Hey WA, i know you hate milk personally, but how about using it as a post work out drink, so u get carbs+protein right away?
 

Warboss Alex

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 7, 2005
Messages
4,113
Reaction score
29
You gotta experiment with the water and it depends how thick your protein is. I'd go go with 10oz/250ml water for what you posted.

As for milk, there's a ton of better ways to get protein and carbs.. plus it's slow acting, post-workout you need something fast like whey or egg white.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
how dangerous is it to drink raw eggs?
 

Brian McGee

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
91
Reaction score
0
About 1 out of every 30,000th raw egg you consume will give you Salmonella poisoning. Also, there's more protein in boiled/cooked eggs than there is in raw.. there's only a small amount of protein in a raw egg, not exactly worth it.
 
Last edited:

jlr12584

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 13, 2004
Messages
135
Reaction score
1
thats horse crap. raw eggs have more protein than cooked eggs, how would cooking INCREASE the protein content?
 

wolf116

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 29, 2006
Messages
1,661
Reaction score
16
I got salmonella poisoning from raw eggs.Worse 2 days of my life.
But I still eat them raw, just in smaller quantities.
 

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
wolf116 said:
I got salmonella poisoning from raw eggs.Worse 2 days of my life.
But I still eat them raw, just in smaller quantities.
What happens when you get the poisoning?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

wolf116

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 29, 2006
Messages
1,661
Reaction score
16
Oxide said:
What happens when you get the poisoning?
lol. Just think, sleeping in the toilet for 2 nights. Sitting on the toilet spraying while you're vomiting.
 

Brian McGee

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
91
Reaction score
0
jlr12584 said:
thats horse crap. raw eggs have more protein than cooked eggs, how would cooking INCREASE the protein content?
Have you done any research on the matter? No. Have I? Yes.

And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
 

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
Worthless without pics :D :D :D

my record as a kid was 7 throw ups in one night. I documented the times on the wall.. that was a fun night
 

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
Brian McGee said:
Have you done any research on the matter? No. Have I? Yes.

And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
can you please explain how that is possible? How does the extra protein appear?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

shaunuk

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 18, 2006
Messages
997
Reaction score
9
Location
Leeds, UK
And don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality, i said boiling/cooking, i know boiling definitely increases the protein content, whereas cooking might maintain at 3g or it could increase, I'm unsure.
So Newton was wrong about the conservation of energy? :D

-shaun

(cooking an egg won't just whip amino acids up from nowhere tho mate)
 

Redux

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 15, 2007
Messages
107
Reaction score
1
Oxide said:
can you please explain how that is possible? How does the extra protein appear?
Maybe it makes bioavailiable protein that wasn't before boiling? I have no idea.
 

Brian McGee

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
91
Reaction score
0
"In addition, the protein in raw eggs are only 51% bio-available, whereas a cooked egg is nearer 91% bio-available, meaning the protein of cooked eggs is nearly twice as absorbable as the protein from raw eggs"

Quoted from Wiki. And err ignore the 3g part, I think that was wrong.
 

simon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 24, 2004
Messages
620
Reaction score
7
Location
England
Which nicely disproves your point about there being more protein in a cooked egg.
 

Brian McGee

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
91
Reaction score
0
Like I said, don't try and prove me wrong on a technicality.

The point is it's better to eat cooked eggs than raw.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Top