"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Rawone04

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To get to the point im 19 she is 30. I am working she has her own business and a custom benz. Sooner or later she is going to want to fVck but she wants me to work for her as her receptionist . How do I milk her for at least 10 dollars and hour for 5 dollars and hour work? Will this relationship work? How do i act mature around her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You say "I want $10/hour". What else are you going to do - say "Missus, missus! I be your cabana boy, you pay me $10/hour I give you great pleasure missus!" :rolleyes: Don't worry about acting mature; she just wants to sleep with you - so don't take it as anything more... as for whether the relationship will work, why would you want a relationship with someone practically twice your age to work in the first place? Let her be your sugar momma, and keep your eyes out for any people your age you can date...
 

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What does a car have to do with anything?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ugh, one of the best examples of why relationships cant be involved in the workplace...
 

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Originally posted by Rawone04
To get to the point im 19 she is 30. I am working she has her own business and a custom benz. Sooner or later she is going to want to fVck but she wants me to work for her as her receptionist . How do I milk her for at least 10 dollars and hour for 5 dollars and hour work? Will this relationship work? How do i act mature around her?
Please read the bible, fkkn sakes.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Older Woman

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i do sometimes why?
THE WHOLE THING.
 

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Originally posted by Tyrone Biggums
How do you know she wants to f**k?

the first time i was in her house she started stroking my dlck and when i told her to "handle it for me" she said maybe next time.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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