mahon83050
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I hope you are not being serious.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Older Spanish lady likes me
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Unbridled_1
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relax Mahon, I was just kidding.... somewhat.
trump _tight21
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i wish i was in your position, i'll fukk her till she loves me
icecreaman
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See man, everyone else thinks you should bang her. Whats the big deal? Im tellin you, if you let this opportunity get away you will regret it trust me.Originally posted by trump _tight21
i wish i was in your position, i'll fukk her till she loves me
Unbridled_1
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Oh, and Mahon, make sure she is sober this time.....
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
mahon83050
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27..but you know how the saying goes about work. Don't **** where you eat or something like that.Originally posted by Dayr0n
this is some funny **** how old are you mahon
I have come to the conclusion that I will only get involved with a girl at work if I really like her or If I know I will not see her everyday.
I would **** her, I heard women in their mid to late 30's have a high sex drive, she would probably be a very good in bed, dont pass this up, you may never get another chance. Your only working there temporary, get it while it's hot, she already made out with you, so you know she wants you too.
mahon83050
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There is alot of temptation, but she is Colombian and lives with her 14 year old son. She lives in a small house and I have no idea how she supports herself on $7.00 an hour....she can be married for all I know.Originally posted by PoloBlue
I would **** her, I heard women in their mid to late 30's have a high sex drive, she would probably be a very good in bed, dont pass this up, you may never get another chance. Your only working there temporary, get it while it's hot, she already made out with you, so you know she wants you too.
All I know is, it would make the work situation very uncomfortable. I know it is tempting and all, but I think the cons outweigh the pros in this one. My one friend even tells me I am nuts if I get involved and not to take her home anymore.
I give myself credit, for not letting my **** get the best of me.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Wouldnt it be funny if you hit that s@#t and then she trys to charge you LOL!!!!!!!! I dont think she's as hot as you say she is, otherwise the title of this thread would be "Older Spanish Lady Banged Me". Let us decide, why not post her pic????Originally posted by mahon83050
She lives in a small house and I have no idea how she supports herself on $7.00 an hour....