"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her pics caught my eye, but then was let down by the profile. But hey, at least she was honest. Lol.

My self-summary

Old fashioned, trophy wife.

I am divorced with one son that means the world to me.

I enjoy cooking, cleaning, being a stay-at-home mom and trophy wife. I believe a woman should always look good for her man, and her man should be grateful for her efforts and services.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Robert28

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Well at least she cooks and cleans. Not sure WHAT she can cook or what she considers “cleaning”, but it’s better than nothing I guess.lol
 

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Remove the trophy wife from description an that would be a great prospect
 

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Remove the trophy wife from description an that would be a great prospect
Many ladies, even divorced ladies with kids, think they deserve to be a trophy wife just because she's stating she'd be doing the obvious in a marriage.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Her pics caught my eye, but then was let down by the profile. But hey, at least she was honest. Lol.

My self-summary

Old fashioned, trophy wife.

I am divorced with one son that means the world to me.

I enjoy cooking, cleaning, being a stay-at-home mom and trophy wife. I believe a woman should always look good for her man, and her man should be grateful for her efforts and services.
Was this woman in the NY/NJ area? When I was on OLD I remember a woman who had that exact profile. I also decided to pass on her. Funny stuff.
 

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Hey I like Latina women. LOL They're no crazier than any other woman. The only problem I would have would be she would trying to fatten me up so my 6-pack won't show. They are notorious for doing this. She will cuck you with food and decadence. But damn, that's good a$$.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Black Widow Void

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"Trophy" at least sounds better than the self-descriptives of "classy" or "sassy."

If an older woman cagles (or however it is spelled) and takes care of herself, I'm okay with that.

Seriously... she's now more humble because her options aren't as plentiful. Opting for a younger (higher demand) female means that you are also dealing with more smugness and attitude.

Oh yeah and sure. Every middle aged (or post middle aged) guy is bagging a young 20 something every night and I'm missing out. Let's keep it real.. okay?
 
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