"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Her pics caught my eye, but then was let down by the profile. But hey, at least she was honest. Lol.

My self-summary

Old fashioned, trophy wife.

I am divorced with one son that means the world to me.

I enjoy cooking, cleaning, being a stay-at-home mom and trophy wife. I believe a woman should always look good for her man, and her man should be grateful for her efforts and services.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well at least she cooks and cleans. Not sure WHAT she can cook or what she considers “cleaning”, but it’s better than nothing I guess.lol
 

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Remove the trophy wife from description an that would be a great prospect
 

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Remove the trophy wife from description an that would be a great prospect
Many ladies, even divorced ladies with kids, think they deserve to be a trophy wife just because she's stating she'd be doing the obvious in a marriage.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Her pics caught my eye, but then was let down by the profile. But hey, at least she was honest. Lol.

My self-summary

Old fashioned, trophy wife.

I am divorced with one son that means the world to me.

I enjoy cooking, cleaning, being a stay-at-home mom and trophy wife. I believe a woman should always look good for her man, and her man should be grateful for her efforts and services.
Was this woman in the NY/NJ area? When I was on OLD I remember a woman who had that exact profile. I also decided to pass on her. Funny stuff.
 

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Hey I like Latina women. LOL They're no crazier than any other woman. The only problem I would have would be she would trying to fatten me up so my 6-pack won't show. They are notorious for doing this. She will cuck you with food and decadence. But damn, that's good a$$.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Trophy" at least sounds better than the self-descriptives of "classy" or "sassy."

If an older woman cagles (or however it is spelled) and takes care of herself, I'm okay with that.

Seriously... she's now more humble because her options aren't as plentiful. Opting for a younger (higher demand) female means that you are also dealing with more smugness and attitude.

Oh yeah and sure. Every middle aged (or post middle aged) guy is bagging a young 20 something every night and I'm missing out. Let's keep it real.. okay?
 
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