Plec07
Senior Don Juan
I don't think I'd be able to do it again if I tried lol, getting close to an EVH tone that sounds good with a trumpet is hard enough, yet alone playing two completely different styles and still making them compatable.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ok this is tricky
- Thread starter rottweiler_273
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SenorSuave
Don Juan
And how's that a bad thing? Sounds like the perfect scenario to me, just put down the instruments before anything happens or that could create problems haha
Plec07
Senior Don Juan
Well.... who knows maybe she has a flute fetish 
lmao.
lmao.rottweiler_273
Banned
haha never said it was bad tis rather ****ing awesome actually and yes wouldnt wanaa break the guitarSenorSuave said:
SenorSuave
Don Juan
haha, if she has a flute fetish, I'd still suggest putting it away, after all, who knows where that could end up. Wouldn't want any injuries physically or mentally
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
rottweiler_273
Banned
Yeahh im scarred anyway lol