"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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OH NO! My Eye Hair...

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WHOA! I am now the official laughinstock of sosuave forum! :eek:

I was cutting my hair and beard right? I moved the trimmer UP to get the motion and angle right, ACCIDENTALLY I hit the left side of my eye's hair with the trimmer and now it got cut up into half!

Like this :

|||||||| < --- eye hair
_____ < --- eye closed

When I got hit, it looks like this :

||||||\\ < --- the hair got cut into half
-------- < --- eye still closed

Yes it's funny but embarrassing. :(
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You could to that to the other eye, then shave some nice lines in your eyebrows to start a new trend. Oh wait, Vanilla Ice did that back in the 90s. ;)
 
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So you're suggesting I cut the rest of my eye hair?! o_O
 
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Lol hahaha, eye hair, Iono what else to call it.

It's definitely not the eyebrow, for I know that's not the spot that got cut.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eye lash, oh well. They got cut in half. I did it to the rest of em. Now they look ugly. Oh well.. :( I hope you can't tell the difference.
 
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