"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OH NO! My Eye Hair...

Saine

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WHOA! I am now the official laughinstock of sosuave forum! :eek:

I was cutting my hair and beard right? I moved the trimmer UP to get the motion and angle right, ACCIDENTALLY I hit the left side of my eye's hair with the trimmer and now it got cut up into half!

Like this :

|||||||| < --- eye hair
_____ < --- eye closed

When I got hit, it looks like this :

||||||\\ < --- the hair got cut into half
-------- < --- eye still closed

Yes it's funny but embarrassing. :(
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You could to that to the other eye, then shave some nice lines in your eyebrows to start a new trend. Oh wait, Vanilla Ice did that back in the 90s. ;)
 

Saine

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So you're suggesting I cut the rest of my eye hair?! o_O
 

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Lol hahaha, eye hair, Iono what else to call it.

It's definitely not the eyebrow, for I know that's not the spot that got cut.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Saine

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Eye lash, oh well. They got cut in half. I did it to the rest of em. Now they look ugly. Oh well.. :( I hope you can't tell the difference.
 
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