"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OH NO! My Eye Hair...

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WHOA! I am now the official laughinstock of sosuave forum! :eek:

I was cutting my hair and beard right? I moved the trimmer UP to get the motion and angle right, ACCIDENTALLY I hit the left side of my eye's hair with the trimmer and now it got cut up into half!

Like this :

|||||||| < --- eye hair
_____ < --- eye closed

When I got hit, it looks like this :

||||||\\ < --- the hair got cut into half
-------- < --- eye still closed

Yes it's funny but embarrassing. :(
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You could to that to the other eye, then shave some nice lines in your eyebrows to start a new trend. Oh wait, Vanilla Ice did that back in the 90s. ;)
 
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So you're suggesting I cut the rest of my eye hair?! o_O
 
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Lol hahaha, eye hair, Iono what else to call it.

It's definitely not the eyebrow, for I know that's not the spot that got cut.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Eye lash, oh well. They got cut in half. I did it to the rest of em. Now they look ugly. Oh well.. :( I hope you can't tell the difference.
 
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