Cheiradawg
Master Don Juan
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Oh how times have changed. (Funny Read)
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
There are doubts as to whether that's real, but I wouldn't mind living in the 50's 
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Yeah women were their true selves and men weren't faggot biatches!! Read point 3 -- BE GAY!! How the word 'GAY' has been corrupted - just like the women of today!! Corrupt to the core!!
Well I am not living in the 50s
I like the idea that the wife was considerate of the husband and all but seriously his problems are always more important than yours??
I don't need that. I don't want that. I like the concept of equality. But I do feel you guys that many women don't understand that equal means 50-50.
I like the idea that the wife was considerate of the husband and all but seriously his problems are always more important than yours??
I don't need that. I don't want that. I like the concept of equality. But I do feel you guys that many women don't understand that equal means 50-50.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Ahhh! The good old days!
I'd love to be married to Ward Cleaver! June would run to him with a problem and he'd say: "Don't worry dear, I'll take care of it." She'd go on about her business knowing Ward was going to take care of it! Ward could handle anything from car trouble to fixing Wally's love life. SIGH!!!!!!!!! Ward took care of things, anything, everything and made it look easy.
Find me a guy like that & I'll happily meet him at the door with a martini and a twinke in my eye.
(But that staying out all night crap? Not going to happen. I spend hours making Beef Wellington with red wine sauce and parsley potatoes? He better come home and eat it!)
I'd love to be married to Ward Cleaver! June would run to him with a problem and he'd say: "Don't worry dear, I'll take care of it." She'd go on about her business knowing Ward was going to take care of it! Ward could handle anything from car trouble to fixing Wally's love life. SIGH!!!!!!!!! Ward took care of things, anything, everything and made it look easy.
Find me a guy like that & I'll happily meet him at the door with a martini and a twinke in my eye.
(But that staying out all night crap? Not going to happen. I spend hours making Beef Wellington with red wine sauce and parsley potatoes? He better come home and eat it!)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
are we still talking about the Wellington ?
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Maybe...maybe not! What's a great dinner without a very special desert?
What's a great dinner without a very special desert?