Cheiradawg
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Oh how times have changed. (Funny Read)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
There are doubts as to whether that's real, but I wouldn't mind living in the 50's 
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Yeah women were their true selves and men weren't faggot biatches!! Read point 3 -- BE GAY!! How the word 'GAY' has been corrupted - just like the women of today!! Corrupt to the core!!
Well I am not living in the 50s
I like the idea that the wife was considerate of the husband and all but seriously his problems are always more important than yours??
I don't need that. I don't want that. I like the concept of equality. But I do feel you guys that many women don't understand that equal means 50-50.
I like the idea that the wife was considerate of the husband and all but seriously his problems are always more important than yours??
I don't need that. I don't want that. I like the concept of equality. But I do feel you guys that many women don't understand that equal means 50-50.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Ahhh! The good old days!
I'd love to be married to Ward Cleaver! June would run to him with a problem and he'd say: "Don't worry dear, I'll take care of it." She'd go on about her business knowing Ward was going to take care of it! Ward could handle anything from car trouble to fixing Wally's love life. SIGH!!!!!!!!! Ward took care of things, anything, everything and made it look easy.
Find me a guy like that & I'll happily meet him at the door with a martini and a twinke in my eye.
(But that staying out all night crap? Not going to happen. I spend hours making Beef Wellington with red wine sauce and parsley potatoes? He better come home and eat it!)
I'd love to be married to Ward Cleaver! June would run to him with a problem and he'd say: "Don't worry dear, I'll take care of it." She'd go on about her business knowing Ward was going to take care of it! Ward could handle anything from car trouble to fixing Wally's love life. SIGH!!!!!!!!! Ward took care of things, anything, everything and made it look easy.
Find me a guy like that & I'll happily meet him at the door with a martini and a twinke in my eye.
(But that staying out all night crap? Not going to happen. I spend hours making Beef Wellington with red wine sauce and parsley potatoes? He better come home and eat it!)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
are we still talking about the Wellington ?
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Maybe...maybe not! What's a great dinner without a very special desert?
What's a great dinner without a very special desert?