"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Oh goodness, now womyn are complaining about being "groped" in virtual reality gameplay!

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https://medium.com/athena-talks/my-first-virtual-reality-sexual-assault-2330410b62ee
In between a wave of zombies and demons to shoot down, I was hanging out next to BigBro442, waiting for our next attack. Suddenly, BigBro442’s disembodied helmet faced me dead-on. His floating hand approached my body, and he started to virtually rub my chest.

“Stop!” I cried. I must have laughed from the embarrassment and the ridiculousness of the situation. Women, after all, are supposed to be cool, and take any form of sexual harassment with a laugh. But I still told him to stop.

This goaded him on, and even when I turned away from him, he chased me around, making grabbing and pinching motions near my chest. Emboldened, he even shoved his hand toward my virtual crotch and began rubbing.

There I was, being virtually groped in a snowy fortress with my brother-in-law and husband watching.
I guess if womyn that consent to sex in real life can say that they were raped after-the-fact, then sure, "groping" is something that can happen in virtual reality - next up, a virtual rape trial and virtual incarceration ...

Oh, here comes the virtual reality law with REAL consequences:
[T]his needs to be seriously looked at NOW by our law makers because virtual reality is starting to take huge strides into potential scenarios that were not possible when these laws were written. I do personally think that the scenario here would be considered Sexual Assault in a modern update of Sexual Abuse laws.
EGADS!
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Don't laugh. Women have a propensity to get what they want when it comes to legal and social justice matters. As VR becomes more popular, it is only a matter of time before virtual sexual assault becomes their next biggest hot button issue and they pass laws criminalizing it. Just look at what they were able to accomplish on college campuses.
 

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Look at the comments, man...damn it, I was planning to move to Germany or some other European country, but I mean...what the ****, with all this **** going on, I am happy I live in Albania for the time being. No **** like that here.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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To be fair, if you're going around 'virtually grabbing' 'virtual women' with your 'virtual avatar', you deserve locking up for being savagely fcking lame.
 

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Someone made a very obvious response. Since we kill each other's characters in multiplayer games, why can't we try those people for murder? Hmmmmmmm? Think about it.

*Mic drop*
 

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They simply cant join a male dominate environment without trying to make it more female friendly till it becomes limitless sh1t and men move somewhere else.

Then again they will do their best to move there, protest to being allowed and then restart again to ruin it.

Make your own videogame community where you pick clothers instead of armors and bags instead of guns and the whole game is about matching colors...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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