"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh goodness, now womyn are complaining about being "groped" in virtual reality gameplay!

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https://medium.com/athena-talks/my-first-virtual-reality-sexual-assault-2330410b62ee
In between a wave of zombies and demons to shoot down, I was hanging out next to BigBro442, waiting for our next attack. Suddenly, BigBro442’s disembodied helmet faced me dead-on. His floating hand approached my body, and he started to virtually rub my chest.

“Stop!” I cried. I must have laughed from the embarrassment and the ridiculousness of the situation. Women, after all, are supposed to be cool, and take any form of sexual harassment with a laugh. But I still told him to stop.

This goaded him on, and even when I turned away from him, he chased me around, making grabbing and pinching motions near my chest. Emboldened, he even shoved his hand toward my virtual crotch and began rubbing.

There I was, being virtually groped in a snowy fortress with my brother-in-law and husband watching.
I guess if womyn that consent to sex in real life can say that they were raped after-the-fact, then sure, "groping" is something that can happen in virtual reality - next up, a virtual rape trial and virtual incarceration ...

Oh, here comes the virtual reality law with REAL consequences:
[T]his needs to be seriously looked at NOW by our law makers because virtual reality is starting to take huge strides into potential scenarios that were not possible when these laws were written. I do personally think that the scenario here would be considered Sexual Assault in a modern update of Sexual Abuse laws.
EGADS!
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Don't laugh. Women have a propensity to get what they want when it comes to legal and social justice matters. As VR becomes more popular, it is only a matter of time before virtual sexual assault becomes their next biggest hot button issue and they pass laws criminalizing it. Just look at what they were able to accomplish on college campuses.
 

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Look at the comments, man...damn it, I was planning to move to Germany or some other European country, but I mean...what the ****, with all this **** going on, I am happy I live in Albania for the time being. No **** like that here.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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To be fair, if you're going around 'virtually grabbing' 'virtual women' with your 'virtual avatar', you deserve locking up for being savagely fcking lame.
 

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Someone made a very obvious response. Since we kill each other's characters in multiplayer games, why can't we try those people for murder? Hmmmmmmm? Think about it.

*Mic drop*
 

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They simply cant join a male dominate environment without trying to make it more female friendly till it becomes limitless sh1t and men move somewhere else.

Then again they will do their best to move there, protest to being allowed and then restart again to ruin it.

Make your own videogame community where you pick clothers instead of armors and bags instead of guns and the whole game is about matching colors...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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